So, I've been wondering something lately...

Just how many cocks do WAB and Liet suck per day? Seems like it'd be a lot.

Why would a hetero man want to know?

I have my reasons.

Ah.

Latent bi-curiousity, is it?

I'm pretty sure Liet's record for cocks chugged in a day is secure. You'll have to find some other way to make your mark in the history books.

How about 8001 posts at Wordforge? And that's not just Diacanu spam - everything I type is pure gold.

We have to deduct 1 from that tally for every Lost related post.

Unless we ban Packard of course.

They're pure something...

You are truly a legend in your own mind. As is your law degree and whatever therapist's licensing you imagine for yourself.

But who am I to deny you the joy of a fantasy life more avid than Cho Seung-Hui's and humor that Chris Farley would call low brow if he still lived?

Carry on.

LAWYER FIGHT!!!!!

FACE! Get your ass in here and take notes!

It's like the OU/Texas game!

For no one watching or caring you're an awful lot of people so far.

Yeah, I'm thinking about 15 cocks per day for this one. Liet should post a pic of his custom-made knee pads designed for maximum shock and absorption. Does it ever get lonely in the glory hole booth, Liet? Cock after anonymous cock finding it's way through that hole, staring you in the face. The revulsion and self-hate is probably difficult to handle, even more so when you throw up a little bit in your mouth and taste cum mixed with stomach acid.

And it's low-grade New York cock too, not the midwestern corn-fed Angus cock that UA gets to feast on. You'd think a NY lawyer, even if he is a bottom-feeding municipal court flunkie, would have more self-respect....

Is this some sort of spillover from that Lost thread?

If it is, I just want to add: Which cross are you hanging yourself on tonight, Flashlight?

Nah, it's spillover from real life, in which Fleshlight imagines himself capable not just of passing the fourth grade but also of achieving multiple advanced degrees in spite of his crippling I.Q. Think Forrest Gump without the mom, the chocolate, Jenny, or any of the actual success in life.

In all seriousness, The Flashlight is a habitual liar about having advanced degrees, and I always call him on it, which results in his vomiting all over the board. "Fleshlight" is an appellation commonly applied to him in derision, and the subject of his soon-to-be-new avatar, , a thought that also caused him to vomit all over the board with this thread.

Fortunately, I have you to be my Bubba.

The role of Lt. Dan is still up for grabs....

It was a fair question. Hell, even topical, considering New Hampshire's recent developments....

Do you really expect better from someone who feels the need to lie about his academic and professional achievements on an internet message board?

Do you really think that's a winning strategy? When the other team hits 10 3's, it might be time to switch from zone to man-to-man....


Did I just make a punny?

You know, Fleshy: a professional requirement of either law or therapy is a modicum of self control. Your delusion would be more convincing if you took the effort to understand what it required in order to appear plausible.

You're gonna have to try harder than that to keep me interested...

Get a room, bitches.

Make this your avatar now!!!!!!

Uh uh, he farts in bed. And what would WAB do? I'm no homewrecker.

The last word is often important to undereducated imbeciles. Please have it and feel better about your stunningly preposterous fictionalization of your life.

Good night.

Eccentric coined the "fleshlight" nickname. Only he has my ear on this subject...

Fag.

If you need pointers, I suggest asking Soma

Boys, boys, boys. Do I need to get out the tape measure?