So more random nudity on my property.

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So today, my dogs start barking at the back door leading out to the deck. I don't pay much mind to it, since dogs bark at everything and also at nothing.

    I look out after a bit, and see someone or several someones in the woods where the creek runs on property. So I go take a look because I just don't like the idea of people wandering around on my property.

    I get to where they are, and notice immediately that one of them is a female. (You might remember about the stripping girl that was trying to sell me knives a while back.) And a topless female at that. At first I was all "Woohoo!! Topless!!", but then a very wrong feeling sinks in, as I realize she's around 13, maybe, just maybe a little older than that, but rather ..... developed. Suddenly I am experiencing one of the most uncomfortable experiences I ever had. A 13ish year old girl topless looking back at me, with some other girl who is around 10ish (not topless).

    All I can really do is stammer out "Come on, get out of here, don't play in here."

    I think I might of scared them, because they took off, they grabbed most of their stuff, shoes, socks, a shirt, some other stuff, except her top.

    As they took off, I heard "You left your top."

    Well, a few hours later, her top is still laying there. I saw them (no not them) when I went out to get the new brake pads and rotors for my truck. She was wearing the shirt they grabbed.

    I'm kind of upset and feeling perverted right now. I keep feeling that my door is about to get kicked in, have a SWAT team burst in and haul me off. I just hope this doesn't turn out badly. But either it doesn't look good, a teen's top laying on my property, or me taking it to her house to give it back. Maybe I'll just bury or burn it.
     
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :unsure: Why was she topless? What were they playing? Too weird.....
     
  3. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I kinda know how you feel. Last time I was in Cancun, I went to the pool at the resort I was staying at, to look...you know...at topless boobs, and there was one family there...a guy, his wife, and their twelve or thirteenish year old daughter, and both the females were topless. The mom was hot, but the daughter was a freak out buzz kill.
     
  4. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    yeah, i have had that happen to me. except i was older (16 -17 ish) drunk. :matt: and with a guy :shrug:
     
  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    You are killin' me!
     
  6. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    :shakes: what? :soholy:
     
  7. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Don't take it back.

    Those girls are probably terrified. Getting caught when you're young like that is really scary.
     
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I wouldn't worry too much about what you saw. There is no law against seeing nude teens sun-bathing, especially if they are trespassing. You should definitely chase them off, topless or otherwise, since anybody who gets hurt in your woods turns out to be your problem. But don't let the nudity bother you, sounds as though it was fairly natural and innocent.