So Much For "Marriage Equals One Man and One Woman"

Utah looks at decriminalizing polygamy.

Why would you want to be married to more than one woman anyway?

did you just channel dayton?

Boy, Mormons REALLY want that back.

They deny it to the hilt when you ask, to the point of getting angry about it, but let down your guard for a second, and this shit happens.

And they never confine it to adult women.

With this happening, what's the over/under on Mormons going back to their original views about black people?

And how many WFers will convert if they do?

Yeah, but that’s not what would happen in reality. Women are crazy and dealing with one is stressful enough.

I’m my own worst enemy.

While I've come around on the idea of polyamory and agree on the "consenting adults" angle, Utah's motivations are more than a bit suspect. I have no doubt they'll still be grooming young girls into this life, even if they have to wait a few more years when they can legally get away with it.

Fun fact: Joseph Smith was riddled with bullets by ex-Mormons who were brothers and fathers of his rape victims.

Whenever you see a documentary claiming to be the history of Joseph Smith, and they say he was killed because of "religious persecution", they're fucking lying, and the network playing that shit is complicit with the lie.

*cough* PBS is ruined! *cough*

If you want the unvarnished history of Mormonism, I suggest you check out this podcast. Dude is going deep into the history of Mormonism, at a level that would make Dan Carlin look like a piker.

Nope, I got the chronology wrong.

The mob that tarred and feathered him was over sex.

The mob that killed him was over him sending goons to burn down a newspaper.

https://www.quora.com/Who-killed-Joseph-Smith-What-was-the-motive-for-his-murder

Yeah, polyamory is great. Polygamy is rapey and pedophilic, and also usually some sort of tax evasion scam.

Unrelated: Polly Amuri would be my porn name if I was a girl and did gangbangs.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, da, dumb, dumb, dumb.

I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping.

So you can grab 'em by the wedding ring?

Your wife has that pierced?

Sicko!

puritan!

samaritan!

i've been called worse things

Worse things is a really odd thing to be called.

Marx bros aside... how is it that so many reactionary righties are so appallingly vanilla?

I mean, they're all okay with a bit of paedophilia or getting on the downlow with subordinate office boys, but hint at a pierced clit and they shrivel up like Donny's mushroom.

you'd think they'd appreciate it being marked :/

It is what vanilla does when that is all you get.