So.... which Red Room posters HAVE to be a particular race/ethnicity/religion?

Might as well go there right now, you know it's coming.

So. Consider, if you will, the black Dayton, the Jewish Dinner, and Mormon Ancalagon.

Then take a deep breath and just tell me what I should be if I wasn't a Bayuvar German.

Funny, I know a guy who'd qualify as Black Dayton in real life.

Nice enough dude, but kinda slow and susceptible to conservative Xian BS, who's employer is based on gov't contracts, but decries socialism...

I'd like to see you with fiery South American blood.

Still lacking that That's What She Said emoji.

Dayton still has to be a woman.

Gturner would be a lizard person.

No, @gturner would be blAck and mongoloid

Well, chuppie has to be white considering how much he parades around his Jewish faith.

Mongoloid? Really?

Dayton, gturner, TheLonelySquire, Tasvir, and any other homophobes I didn't think of off the top of my head, turned into transwomen.
Dressed up as Swiss milkmaids.

And I'd cut together a montage of their surgeries set to this...

I can't be Asian due to the size of my gentleman sausage.

You can claim racism but there's a reason for all that tentacle porn.

Why did you have to bring your mom's porn collection into this?

Because I promised yours her taste in German scat would remain... Oh, crap. Literally.

@Packard is the red one.

An interstellar con man, obviously. From spaaaace.

just to get it over with...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid