Because if that's something that might be of interest to you, I recommend you click the following link. Link For the truly retarded among you: no, the pictures you'll find at that linke aren't safe for work.
At first I thought "who?", but then I was like, it's nipples, so, ya know, I clicked the link and saw the stars, and then Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed Uhura from the movie, right? Though, why would they think Star Trek fans would be interested?
Oh, and Lanz, I know where you live*. If the Pie Lady gets warned/banned for linking to Uhura's bewbies I shall come burn down your house. *OK. I don't know where you live. But do you want the burning of Northern Virginia on your conscience?
Exactly. We should frame the post or something as a shining example, given how frequently people screw it up.