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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by God Almighty, Feb 17, 2017.

  1. God Almighty

    God Almighty Obviously a Dual

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    I’m leaving. I’m going. I just had one or two things to do. Mainly number two. I have … befouled the fountain in the middle of the Red Room.

    I have left My divine elimination in the fount of all butthurt. And it’s a stinker. I really hope you weren’t planning to drink from it, it’s hardly potable.

    Left My … leavings! A godly floater. Behind. In the fountain.

    I pooped in it. Am I not making this very clear?
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  2. Captain X

    Captain X Bully!

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    :bye:
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  3. Kommander

    Kommander While your powers die, mine will flourish!

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    So God shit in the fountain? Well, that can't be good for WordForge.
  4. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM This Sunday AD

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    You couldn't have waited until October?
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Even God shits on the Red Room.
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    tafkats So much goddess Moderator

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    Ted Cruz is in the water fountain? Somebody should probably rescue him.
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    John Snuggle Princess

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    He got himself in there, he can get himself out.
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  8. Kilometres O'Brien

    Kilometres O'Brien Keiko makes me wear it

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    What does God need with a toilet, when he could simply poop in a fountain?
  9. Kommander

    Kommander While your powers die, mine will flourish!

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    Apparently, the only people who watch The Magicians here are myself and God.

    I'm okay with this, but the rest of you are missing out. It's an awesome show.
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    See you next week El Chup.
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  11. God Almighty

    God Almighty Obviously a Dual

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    A toilet is a sort of fountain, if one thinks about it.

    I'm Chup now? I thought I was Faceman.

    Maybe I'm both? Only Eliteforge knows for sure.

    Just fuckin' with ya, I'm John Castle.
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  12. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    If you were John Castle you would have posted a lot more frequently. God has lots of things to do, John Castle does not.
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  13. Kommander

    Kommander While your powers die, mine will flourish!

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    I don't know, vaping and chronic masturbation are pretty time consuming. I know from experience.
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  14. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Anti-Federalist

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    Pussy.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    The Bible says god created the Earth but it didn't say how. For all we know this is God's turd.
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    RickDeckard Libertarian Socialist

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    Which God is this?
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  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Certainly not one of the interesting ones. :bergman:
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  18. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Anti-Federalist

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  19. God Almighty

    God Almighty Obviously a Dual

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    I could have sworn this was a Paula Cole song... I guess YouTube has Me beat on omniscience these days.

    BLASPHEMER!
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    Federal Farmer Anti-Federalist

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  21. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    according to Pat Robertson and others, you already put a massive turd in the White House so you seem to be shitting things up everywhere.
  22. God Almighty

    God Almighty Obviously a Dual

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    *sigh* If I directly controlled the course of human existence, you wouldn't even have a president, or any sort of hierarchy at all beyond I'm more powerful than the rest of you and everyone does what I want.

    You people wanted free-will, and I gave it to you. Part of the deal was that I stopped micro-managing everything. Trump in the White House? You people put him there, not Me. It's not My problem, and I'm not getting involved.

    Also, Pat Robertson does not represent Me, and I do not endorse him or anyone else that claims to know My will. Seeing as you're all so keen on Me having a representative on Earth, maybe I should endorse someone?

    Fine, I hereby appoint Neil Degrasse Tyson to be My representative on Earth. He speaks for me in all matters. So sayeth the Lord.
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  23. Nono

    Nono Fresh Meat

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    Gawdamighty, can you explain fluid turbulence (in 25 words or less)?
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    Captain X Bully!

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    Aw fuck, you're still here. :brood:
  25. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    hey, tell that to the NeoPharisees, I'm just quoting them

    :shrug:

    Still, nice choice. Praise the lord.
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  26. God Almighty

    God Almighty Obviously a Dual

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    I can demonstrate it by pooping in the fountain again.

    Nothing I said was meant to imply that I was departing this place, I was merely making poop puns.

    Because of that I did in the fountain.

    I took a shit in it.

    I did once tell one of my false prophets to knock it off. It only encouraged him. His name was Joseph Smith.
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    Captain X Bully!

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    Did it look like Hugh Jackson?

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  28. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    I have a fountain ready to spray for Rachel Weisz! :fap:
  29. Mobius 01

    Mobius 01 (formerly Rob Matter)

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    I hope it's the God of Tits and Wine. :wub:

  30. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Why did you kill all those sodomites in Sodom? Just had a bad day and decided to kick the little people around?