Some classy reference.

Wails that WF is dying! DYING! :wfisdead:

Semi-famous author ignores direct questions while creating a diversion.

Injects a subtle hint about volunteering to be on staff. Subtlety absolutely fails.

Plays Eliteforge card.

Denies existance of Eliteforge.

Outlandish denial that any of that personal information has anything to do with him despite how shockingly obvious the connection is.

Points out list of known Eliteforge members.

1. list item 1
2. list item 2
3. list item 3
4. list item 4
5. list item 5
6. list item 6
7. list item 7
8. list item 8
9. list item 9
10. list item 10

Link to the inevitable thread at TK complaining about EliteForge. Gets rep attacked by UCP distorting Obamaphile.

Okay...now I call shenanigans! No one has ever listed this supposed membership of Eliteforge!

We do have a list. But Zombie wouldn't have a copy of it, of course.

Tits.

[insert obligatory disgusting image of a fat man to counter the boobs]

a mod warns TKO for posting personal pictures of wordforgers

Ooh...wuss out!

I'll do it!

Werewolf reference followed by

Insert AH-HAH! so there is a list reply!

Insert demand for actual names.

1. Baba

2. We are all Baba.

3. We are all Eliteforge.

New shitstorm starts over posting picture of Async.

Wonderment over why you have picture.

Insert here.

Accusation that you are Garamet's dual.

Explaination of things that now make sense.

Accuses another poster of being someone else's dual. Inadvertently outs self out as a dual.

Actually, there is an EliteForge. However, Fight Club Rule #1 is generally in effect. This exception is officially sanctioned, however:

There is a test for entry into the ranks of EliteForge. This test is always running, and the nature of the test changes at random intervals. For example, at one time a board member would have been brought into the ranks of EliteForge by naming -- with no errors and no omissions -- the then-current members of EliteForge.

Accuse random poster of being a dual.

Post personal information that has absolutely nothing to do with anyone here, then sit back to see who freaks out.

*Freaks out*

Metaphorical pointing and laughter.

Begins rep-war, demands mod and admin action.

Vague pointing and complaining that this thread has gotten off topic.

Tells complainer to STFU,


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Tamar! :jacked: or :bick: please!

Inquires if this shit is still going on.