Spike TV introduces Afro Samarui

This is no shit I just saw the ad. With samuel l Jackson. I thought it was a joke, but I guess not.

"And everyone was Kung Fu fighting....HO...HA HIYA..."

If a white man created this it would be considered racist.

So? Jim Kelly was there first in Enter The Dragon and I believe he actually starred in a film called Black Samurai.

Yep, he did in 77.

Williams was cool as fuck.

And we're walking....

Japs created it. Does that count?

So, was it any good?

Will he be playing Jules from "Pulp Fiction"?

Yeah, I kinda dug it on an eye-candy level.

Kind of a mix of the samurai fantasies in Boondocks, Samurai Champloo, and bits of Animatrix what with the weird fisheye zooms.

'We must KILL the AFRO SAMURAI!'

'Noooooo! If we do that, then we have to put up with his backup, Mullet Ninja! '

DON'T REVEAL DAN LEACH'S SECRET IDENTITY!!!!

Hmm.

Maybe I'll program the DVR box and see what's up. Been slim pickings lately, anyway.