Now they need to burn whichever Sesame St. character they decided to give AIDS. Then Big Bird. Then Barney. Speaking of Barney, one of our P-3 crews back in the day had a cool crew patch- they were crew number 8, so the patch was a picture of Barney standing with his hands bound and wearing a blindfold, with a ciggie hanging out the corner of his mouth. A missile was entering from stage left, heading right for Barney's chest. Around the edge of the patch, it read: I H8 you, you H8 me, let's get together and kill Barney!
I always wanted to see the real St. Elmos fire in the rigging of a sailing ship. Of course it only happened in the midst of a terrible storm so that would be a drawback.