Yeah, who isn't. I mean I have Disney plus. How else will I watch black Littler Mermaid. Star Wars is all over the place there. Did you see Boba Fett?
I would watch a Lando sitcom that was about one extravagant scheme after another blowing up in his face.
No you wouldn't, you haven't watched five seconds of SNW and that's been out how long? Do you even know how far behind you are with Doctor Who at this point?
I'm busy and you know it! I mean *in theory* I would definitely watch a Lando sitcom! It could be like that Cheers spinoff with the guy whose name makes him sound about eighty pounds lighter than he actually is, where the joke is he makes a fool of himself every episode. But funnier!
Bravo. You made this thread much more interesting than it deserves to be. 1 billion princess points for you.
Even worse, there's a Frasier reboot show. Because Kelsey Grammer can't live off MAGA and old TNG appearances forever.
Anyhoo, the current comics run of Lando trying to help Lobot (between ESB and RoTJ) after his implants get frazzled and he starts replaying Imperial wargames (and interfacing with Rebel ship computers to play them out, until Lando figures a way to cut him off) is probably a better Lanod story than anything that doesn't involve a Force-sensitive snail.
I'd have that everything from Lilith divorcing him onward was all a dream, and "Frasier" didn't even happen, and he wakes up next to Lilith, and they go to Cheers, and it's a "Cheers" reunion.
If they had Lando as some sort of slick intergalactic black market/drug dealer/gambler type who was aiding the resistance for fun and because he did not like the rules of the empire I would totally watch that. Or maybe the star wars universe Shaft to put so0me color in the galaxy. The closest we get to sleazy is Jabba's palace and the bar on tatouine. What about gambling and drinking? Where are the fucked up stoners? Where are the guys who will stick their dick in all those wild alien orafices? Where are the furries fucking wookies or ewoks? Let us get some adult action here. Not everything is pew pew space battles and light saber fighting.
The comic "Star Wars Legacy" jumped ahead 300 years to a Skywalker descendent who started out a junkie, and he started seeing/hearing Luke's ghost who badgers at him to be a Jedi. Naturally, he thinks he's a trip at first. Special-special edition Boba-Fett flirts with those dancer girls. Just cuz it ain't full blown porn doesn't mean it doesn't go down.
I wanted Lando to be more of the Shaft type. He is the only fucking black guy in the universe until vader dies and then they find another one.
