Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by Diacanu, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,477
    Ratings:
    +82,383
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    23,980
    Ratings:
    +28,579
    Black Diamond, eh? It's going to be a spy thriller in space as a Rey goes all James Bond, with a long ski lightsabre duel action sequence against Kylo Ren down a mountain.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    42,368
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +56,099
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,477
    Ratings:
    +82,383
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,477
    Ratings:
    +82,383
    JJ has the script (so I'm assuming it was approved) and shooting starts in July.
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  6. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

    Joined:
    May 28, 2004
    Messages:
    37,864
    Location:
    Ireland
    Ratings:
    +32,442
    Have we had confirmation that this one is intended to "close out" the current story in the same way that RoTJ did? There would seem to be a hell of a lot of work for the script to do given where The Last Jedi left things.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,477
    Ratings:
    +82,383
    It kind of has to.
    There doesn't seem to be an "Episode 10", on the docket, they're going to jump right into the Rian Johnson and Benioff & Weiss trilogies, and neither of those are going to be about Skywalkers.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2009
    Messages:
    15,318
    Location:
    The Land of Snow and Cold
    Ratings:
    +9,731
    Well, considering all the Skywalkers are dead now...
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2009
    Messages:
    3,987
    Location:
    In a Baneblade
    Ratings:
    +2,619
    There is >cough< another sky walk er.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  10. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Messages:
    6,443
    Location:
    On one of the coasts!
    Ratings:
    +2,334
    I wonder what the actual title of Episode IX will be? I hope Luke's Force Ghost is in alot of Episode IX.
  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,849
    Ratings:
    +28,811
    Kylo Ren is a skywalker. I assume this means he wins.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,512
    I'm still betting on Rey being a Skywalker.
  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,762
    Ratings:
    +31,750
    The Search for More Money.
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,762
    Ratings:
    +31,750
    I'm betting on fans getting shitted on some more.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Dumb Dumb x 1
  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    30,567
    Ratings:
    +34,113
    My money is on a Kenobi, with her grandmother being shown in the Obi-wan standalone.
  16. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,762
    Ratings:
    +31,750
    From a certain point of view.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    Plot Twist: Rey is a Darth Plagueis clone that doesn't know she's a clone. Yet.
  18. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    18,023
    Ratings:
    +6,749
    Force Awakens was mediocre, Last Jedi was shit, and IX will be stale bung nuggets.
  19. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2017
    Messages:
    1,326
    Location:
    Maine
    Ratings:
    +2,254
    I just watched TPM again and loved it. Even the prequels have more charm than the sequel trilogy.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Fantasy World Fantasy World x 1
    • Dumb Dumb x 1
    • Facepalm Facepalm x 1
  20. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    18,023
    Ratings:
    +6,749
    Yes, the prequels, for all their flaws, have a certain charm. And Lucas has to be given credit for taking a chance on doing something different with them. He took some narrative risks that could have been much better had he hired a competent scriptwriter to flesh out and polish his ideas. And the aesthetic of the prequels is different from the OT.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  21. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    18,023
    Ratings:
    +6,749
    Even if she is, so what?

    When they wrote the scripts for these new films, they forgot to answer the most important questions: why do we need these films? What story are we trying to tell with them? Why do these films need to exist?

    How is this trilogy going to end? With the destruction of the First Order? That seems highly unlikely. The Resistance has been crushed, all that's left are Leia and a few support personnel. The FO are somehow able to come up with an endless supply of ships and massive weaponry, even after their planet-sized starkiller base was destroyed. The Jedi have died out. There's nobody left to train the force-sensitive kids still out there. Luke is dead. Han is dead. Finn is a bumbling idiot.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  22. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    14,698
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    Ratings:
    +9,903
    The Resistance has been crushed, all that's left are Leia and a few support personnel . . . and hope.

    There's still space for the outlying colonies or whatever to be rallied to the cause. And we're used to federated nations where the central gov't controls the vast bulk of the armed forces, but I've seen nothing saying the New Republic isn't more of a confederacy where individual star systems or sectors are responsible for most of their own defense. So there's potentially quite a lot of fleet out there to be rallied by Rey's example to be unified behind, say, whatsisname Brash Pilot who learned a life lesson in TLJ. Kylo is, if not fully turned back from the Dark Side, persuaded to undermine the First Order at a critical moment while the rest of our heroes assault a critical point . . . or maybe Kylo and Rey combine philosophies and join to form a new order, one that takes the best of the Jedi while agreeing with the Sith that it's okay to have emotions, and I dunno what happens next. Definitely an uphill climb, but not insurmountable.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  23. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    Leia? She's dead. ;)
    • Winner Winner x 1
  24. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    It's been reported that Disney regrets killing too many characters in The Last Jedi but which ones they regret hasn't been announced.
  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,477
    Ratings:
    +82,383
    The captain of the medical frigate.
    And Rose's sister.
    :cry: :salute:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  26. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,512
    Admiral Ackbar, who was killed in an exceptionally offhand way.

    Vice Admiral Holdo, though at least she got a heroic ending.

    Paige, the bomber pilot and Rose's sister. Oh, why oh why couldn't we have sacrificed Rose instead? :sob:
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  27. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    18,023
    Ratings:
    +6,749
    But why aren't they part of the cause to begin with? After suffering through the oppression of The Empire, why would any colony or system willingly support the First Order?

    The Republic is governed from Coruscant, that's where the Senate is, that's where the Jedi Temple and Jedi Archives are located. Ummmm......what's happened to The Republic? Why isn't The Republic supporting and arming The Resistance?

    What does victory look like for these characters? For Leia and Poe, I suppose it would be the crippling or destruction of the First Order. But unless there's some military force out there willing to help them, I don't see how they prevail.

    What about Rey? Victory for her means....... :shrug: Who the hell knows? Killing Kylo? Creating a new Force User training academy, with or without Kylo? Finding out who her parents are? Finding out why Luke's lightsaber called out to her?

    This story is so fucked up, I honestly don't think there's any wrapping things up with any real satisfaction.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  28. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    25,788
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Ratings:
    +15,703
    Rose was definitely adopted.
  29. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2017
    Messages:
    1,326
    Location:
    Maine
    Ratings:
    +2,254
    Kylo Ren is the worst villain in the history of movies. The OT had its cheesy moments and ROTJ is clearly the weakest of the three, but once Vader brings Luke before the Emperor, shit gets real. Even in the PT you know it's going down when Obi-Wan and Anakin fight. What's going to be the climactic moment in the sequel trilogy? Kylo Ren dissolving the First Order because everyone makes fun of him behind his back?
  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,384
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,039
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1