Stargate: Infinity

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by We Are Borg, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    This has got to be one of the worst television shows in history. Good lord. I downloaded a few episodes after someone mentioned this short-lived cartoon series in another thread.

    Just how bad is it? Well, here's the lyrics to the theme song, which is "sung" presumably by some drunken wino the producers snatched from the street:

    Built by Ancients so long ago,
    The Stargate lay 'til we broke the code,
    Now it takes us through the universe
    On our mission to get back to Earth.

    We are hunted and on the run,
    And together we overcome,
    Fighting evil through the galaxy:
    Stagate Infinity!


    No matter how big of a Stargate fan you are... if you ever come across this show, DO NOT WATCH IT. I feel tainted having just watched one episode. Just to be sure, I removed the hardrive that contained the remaining epiosdes from my computer and destroyed it.

    You have been warned.
  2. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    Now you've got me all curious... :marathon:
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  3. We Are Borg

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    I'm quite serious. It's not even "so-bad-it's-good". It's just awful.
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    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, 7 year old me would've bought all the toys for that.
    :shrug: :lol:
  6. We Are Borg

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  7. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    This OTOH is pretty cool.
    :busheep:

    Anyway, I'll now have to watch SG:Infinity at some point just so I can come back here and admit that WAB was right all along.:P
  8. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I was just thinking- it that was on back in the same era as Star Blazers and Speed Racer it would probably be a frakin' classic.

    Of course, toon adaptations of live series are notoriously bad. Highlander, the animated series, anyone?
  9. GuiltyGear

    GuiltyGear Fresh Meat

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    The Star Wars Clone Wars toons are pretty good.
  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Rambo the cartoon!
    :doh: