Steal a cop car while in custody? Meh, no need to do any extra time.

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  1. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    http://krqe.com/2017/11/07/woman-to-serve-4-years-after-accused-of-stealing-police-car/

    Gotta love this state. Vigilantism on the rise, fresh shootings on the daily, wondering when you are gonna lose power unexpectedly.
  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Meh. Rapists get less than that. Misplaced outrage much? :clyde:
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  3. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    This Gus Fring guy, I mean, he looks legit but I don't know.
  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    and she is a "historically oppressed" minority and who can stay mad a minority, am I right? Just sayin'
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I suspect her biggest crime was embarrassing the police.
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    This William H. Bonney guy seems legendary.
  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    You mean that...kid?
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  10. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    REAP IT MURPHY YOU SON OF A BITCH

    REAP IT
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yoo hoo, I'll make you famous.
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  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Hey Doc, did you see the size of that chicken?
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  13. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'm in the spirit world, asshole!
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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Best $1.80 I ever spent.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    If the burger king thought rape was a crime and sex was not his entitlement then it might be.
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  16. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Stealing a police car automatically gets you five stars. BUSTED.