STOP PAYING DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by LizK, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Obama-to-agencies-Dont-pay-apf-2798016155.html?x=0



    :ohboy:

    I could have told the idiots this a long time ago.

    I think a lot of people told the idiots this a long time ago.

    But then, we didn't have the Chicago element in the Oval Office, which understands about those dead folk.....



    (one day someone is going to have to teach me how to make those cute "link" buttons -- hint hint)
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  2. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    A cute link button? You mean like this?

    Wordforge Link

    Or something else? If the above, then this:

    [ url = http://www.wordforge.net ] Wordforge Link [ /url ]

    Without the spaces.
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  3. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Whoa, our plate is pretty full already, do we really want to piss off the undead? :zombieonfire:

    Okay, while that sounds a bit ominous, I'm sure it's completely innocent.


    :unsure:
  4. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    For a government that's afraid to hurt anyone's feelings and, you know, check to see if they're eligible to receive benefits if they're in this country illegally, why should their breathing status be a limiting factor?
  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "I pay dead people........"
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  6. Robotech Master

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    I see whats happening here.

    Obama is a practicing necromancer!

    and Michelle, no doubt, is his demonic guide to the Dark Arts.
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :nono: Why they gotta be "dark" arts?
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Lawd have mercy! Dead folks needs a Gubmint check too!
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  9. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Hell fucking yeah they need it.

    If they don't get it they won't vote Democrat in future elections.

    I guarantee it!

    :bailey:
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  10. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Fuck no they don't need it! If they don't vote Democrap then maybe something will get accomplished. Oh, wait, this is the US we're talking about. Vote Mickey Mouse!
  11. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Mickey Mouse isn't real. Only dead people are real. :bailey:
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  12. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    HE IS TOO REAL!!!!! I SAW HIM ON THE TV!!!!!!
  13. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I agree. Mickey Mouse is much too real.
  14. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Let me get this straight.

    The Obama administration takes steps to fix a problem that resulted in the government sending $180 million to dead people over the course of three years.

    And instead of expressing support for this idea -- or possibly even wondering why nobody did it before -- Wordforge is so mired in its kneejerk "must bash Obama!" mindset that we just get a bunch of cracks about the "Chicago element" and "lawd have mercy, dead folks need a gub'mint check."

    :rolleyes:
  15. Eightball

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    Yep, that sums it up.
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  16. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    My comment wasn't of that nature at all. Mine was blasting their stupid immigration policy again. :bailey: Now if they want to save multi-billions somewhere to make up for their stupid buy-the-hispanic-vote nonsense, come back and brag again about how much they're doing for me, mmkay?
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    They do! :yes:
  18. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    What? We can't have a thread that is totally light & nonsensical?
    And show me where I was bashing any single entity
    Except perhaps the persona of the government itself with its non partisan bureaucracy
  19. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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