Studies Show Anal Sex Has Never Been More Popular!

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  1. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    As far as I'm concerned, every hole except the ear, nose, and bellybutton are intended for reception for sex.

    Personally I'm disappointed that I haven't had an opportunity to try it. My ex-girlfriend offered to try it but we never got the opportunity before we broke up.
    The Exception, Oct 9, 2010
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Re: Studies Show Banal Sax Has Never Been More Popular!

    And thus the Parody Train keeps rolling.
    oldfella1962, Oct 9, 2010
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  4. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Well, assuming you poop "proper stools" and not mushy poo, your anal cavity should be clean enough for hours without any visible poo on hubby's peepee. Though, unless you're in a committed relationship--> CONDOMS.

    But nobody really should tell people what they should be doing in their bedrooms. Most of the time, I'd rather not know anyway. I mean, has anyone ever walked in on a relative. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    I didn't need or want to know...
    Beck, Oct 9, 2010
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  5. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    I'll repeat: anal sex is so gay.
    Delaware, Oct 9, 2010
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  6. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Farrah Fawcett was a dirty, dirty girl.
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  8. Muad Dib

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    With long nipples. :)
    Muad Dib, Oct 10, 2010
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  9. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So what are you doing this weekend?
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  10. Caboose

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    [action=Caboose]buys stock in Depends.....[/action]
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  11. Muad Dib

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    Muad Dib, Oct 10, 2010
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  12. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Hmm. I see a certain gravity-defying artificiality...
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd still hit it like the fish of an angry god.
    Muad Dib, Oct 10, 2010
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  14. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    This has been a most amusing thread!!!

    :lol:
    brudder1967, Oct 10, 2010
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  15. Caboose

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    Freud would be proud. :lol:
    Caboose, Oct 10, 2010
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  16. Robotech Master

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    There is a 'Journal Of Sexual Medicine'?

    Interesting.
    Robotech Master, Oct 10, 2010
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  17. Lethesoda

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    I plan on subscribing to their newsletter.
    Lethesoda, Oct 10, 2010
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  18. Queen of Misery

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    Well, I was planning on having fun, but my husband decided he missed me and wanted to come home for the weekend from his business trip.:(
    Queen of Misery, Oct 10, 2010
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  19. Jenee

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    ... hmmm thats funny. Someone else I know - completely unrelated to wordforge - said the told me the same thing this morning ...
    Jenee, Oct 10, 2010
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  20. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Not colon cancer. Anal cancer. It's pretty rare.
    cpurick, Oct 11, 2010
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  21. Starchaser

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    Of course anal sex is popular. The gubmint has been fucking us all up the ass for decades. :brokeback:
    Starchaser, Oct 11, 2010
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