Sydney Sweeney Host SNL

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  1. AlphaMan

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    Such a talented woman. A real dynamo. :diacanu:

    What?
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    Sydney Sweeney? Is she that nice-titty girl from Euphoria?
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    Turned it off after that painful monologue
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    She has boobs
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    I cannot wait for Ai to figure out that all you really need to catch the attention of most men are boobies, and everything else becomes background noise.

    It will be really easy to enslave the world when they create drone boobie bots to distract or capture men.

    How have women not taken over yet? I do not fully want to be sexist, but women have to have been beaten into stupid by men because men are really not that hard to control with boobies. If you find a resistant one you can alwqays have the one next to him puncvh him in the face and fight with him for you.

    Women are either way to caring or way too stupid, and I am afraid it may be both.
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    We need a Sydney Sweeney version of Poor Things. :yes:
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It is time for you spider geeks to recognize the world has turned away from comic book things, and you are probably betrter off without the bros and barbies. Really, Madame Web? Do you hear yourself? Do I come around here bitching about how people have trashed rising of the shiekld hero and it really wasn't that bad when you consider old filler arcs from pokemon or bleach.


    No one cares about comic book stuff anymore, so have a donut with me and remember geek boys are always bitching about some stupid thing not being right with their comics. Really, some pretty girls were talking about their comic book stuff, and that is bad because cooties and stuff.

    Just a recommendation, now that the CHUDs have outed themselves it is time for the comic book community to kick them out of the treehouse and basement like the rest of us and clean up your fandom. The Bro CHUD movement needs to stay the fuck in their lane with pro-wrestling and MMA bullshit where they belong.
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    That, plus I wouldn't touch Dakota Johnson with a rented penis.
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  15. Raoul the Red Shirt

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    I'm not sure that Sweeney is any more allowed to trash Madame Web than Johnson is...

    But also, there is a difference in how they trashed it afaik.

    Sweeney told a quick joke about how nobody saw the movie. That doesn't imply the movie sucks or that Sony messed with the movie or anything of the sort.

    Johnson has been fairly open about her criticism that the movie sucked, and that at least part of how/why it sucked in her opinion was because of corporate meddling. So Johnson's bit the hand that fed her and it would not be surprising if she has to pay a price for that (in addition to having headlined a sucktastic movie).
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    You were hearing "she's pickin' on poor little Madame Web!! :weep:" where none was intended.
    I think they both should be able to trash Madame Web.
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    Sounds fine, I have just moved on from comic book superheroes to more realistic things like Dune and Godzilla. Comic book movies are so 2020, and no one likes 2020.
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  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Paul Atriedes is David Koresh if he got Professor X's powers, and Godzilla is Lockheed if he got into the reverse Pym particles.
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    WTF is a pym particle? Is it something that a MOTD minion is hunting for, or can I use it to fight a demon lord if I am isekaied into a reverse harem?
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  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, that just goes to show you haven't seen enough superhero movies yet.
    When you intuitively know what Pym particles are, THEN you'll be properly fatigued.
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    I have no need for your pym particles when clearly the angst engine is a superior source of power and universe altering capabilities. We do not need to invent any particles when we have teenagers who can rewrite the universe as long as we give them the proper psychotic break. Gendo Ikari was a fucking genius.
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    I wrote a paper on John Pym in college, but I can't remember anything about it.
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