Teh Breakup Drama Thread for the Week of May 7, 2007!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Patch, May 9, 2007.

  1. Patch

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    Can anyone tell me where to buy those candles with the double bolts on them? They are pretty nifty. Also, Volpone, did that pic come from some advert for a costume shop? I'd like to get my girl to wear it and pretend I am conquering the Nazi party some night.
  2. El Chup

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    ^ White supremecist in training?
  3. Patch

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    Nah, I knew I wouldn't word it right. I meant that I wanted to dress her up like that and then pretend I'm America and storm Normandy if you know what I'm saying. Also I opted for the lightning bolts not the swaztikas, both are a part of my heritage, but obviously the latter is reviled by most everyone and myself included.
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  4. Patch

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    What, now I can't find someone new without talking it through with you first? Should I also go ahead and clear my weekend plans with you first so you know what I'm up to?
  5. MayDayAli

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    No, asshole, but you didn't even have the decency to tell me why you decided to break it off in the first place. Were you cheating on me, or did you just decide to end it before you felt the need to?
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  6. Diacanu

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    :evilpop:
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  7. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    Oh Goddamn! The new Anc/Vandy drama!
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  8. Patch

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    I can tell you with all honesty that I didn't cheat on you and it hadn't crossed my mind. I lost complete interest in you, as I am prone to with all things at whim. Sorry you got involved with me and got unexpectedly let go, guess I should come with some pamphlet explaining my entire personality and all aspects so that everyone is aware of all the things I am likely to do or say upon meeting me. My bad.


    Oh, and I apologize in advance if this does turn into something comparable to the Vandy/Anc thing, it certainly wasn't intentional and I did do my best to avoid it by no longer posting in her BR thread after accusations of my character started flying.
  9. MayDayAli

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    So that was your "proper explaination"? The one that would have caused "more tears"? And yeah, I would have fucking appreciated a warning that some how expressed "Oh, hey, I may tell you you're beautiful and that I'm falling for you, but I may decide to ignore you for a week after calling you a couple times a day and then break up with you a week before your birthday." If I had known that tasty bit of info, hell if I would have gotten involved with you in the first place.
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  10. MayDayAli

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    Oh, and after telling me what a champ you are at long relationships and how much it irked you to have that last girl suddenly just "lose interest" in you.
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  11. Muad Dib

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    :drama:
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  12. The Original Faceman

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    This is great. I almost forgot I have a ConLaw final tomorrow.

    Almost.
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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    If you want to make him jealous, my humungous pee pee is available for rent.

    $30/hour. Leave it next to the garage door if you're bringing it back after 9pm.
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  14. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    Tell us all about it in the Blue Room! Blue ROOOM!

    Then he can't fight back! It's a rule or something!
  15. Ramen

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    :techman:

    :bailey:
  16. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    MY GOD PEOPLE THE BLUE ROOM IS THE KEY! IT'S THE WF LOOPHOLE!

    This is the rare nexus between Internet and Personal Life. It's perfect. You can vent to your heart's desire in the Blue Room and he can't retaliate! It's perfect! It's free for all one way flaming! And plus, he can't copy your blue room comments into the red room to flame you back in here or let you know how he really feels! That would violate the Nick/Face Law of 2006.

    It's brilliant!
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  17. Sean the Puritan

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    I'm a killjoy. Can't stand seeing anyone else happy. I want it not for my own use but to deprive others. :zod:
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  18. Sean the Puritan

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    MayDayAli, I'll be happy to rent you Ramen's enormous crank for $60/hr. :zod:
  19. Darkening

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    You want it baaaddd!
  20. Sean the Puritan

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    See me after class and we'll work out a deal. ;)
  21. Forbin

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    I like this girl, she's feisty!
    ;)
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  22. foil1212

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    the moral of this story is
    1) Please don't bring drama to the RR
    2) don't bring your gf/bf to wordforge. Please. Sofar everyone who has and has broken up has done something ugly. Big shitfest.
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  23. Sean the Puritan

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    Yeah, all two times that has happened.
  24. Sean the Puritan

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    For sake of argument, let's say "no". :diacanu:
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  25. foil1212

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    hey, thats 2 for 2. 100% still.
  26. foil1212

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    MayDayAli comments: Where's the ugly?

    this thread.
  27. Diacanu

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    Man, no, don't get sucked in and become part of it, just sit back at a safe distance....
    :jayzus:
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  28. foil1212

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    Re: Candlelight vigil for Aurora

    yeah. I'm just gonna enjoy this ice cream and ignore the OMGDRAMA!
  29. Muad Dib

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    I hope we get some good shit on Techman if he breaks up with Miss Manners. :lol:
  30. MayDayAli

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    I think it was less like "accusations" and more like observations.