I don't think he's a fraud, but Carlin, Twain, and the medevial court jesters had either a bigger or more important audience. Dicky can't be those guys when we're the audience.
No, it's a "You've been showing up at the same comedy club with the same audience every night for over a decade and they know where you're going with most of your routines" attempt. How many people on average do you suppose Carlin reached in a year even before the Hippie Dippy Weatherman made him a television icon?
Oh look.. "are not" "are too" yup... Lenny Bruce is kicking himself in the afterlife over not using that riff more.
More scatological humor and slapstick. Throw in some sight gags. Maybe some props. You could do a variation on the Gallagher thing, only instead of a mallet, use a Bible to smash the watermelons.
Maybe a pressure cooker full of watermelon. Throw some rubber arms in there, set it off, splatter the crowd. Meanwhile, I hide in a boat.
Well, if we're going for vulgar, god damn it, let's not pussyfoot about it. No point speeding if you ain't gonna floor it.
Hey, who was more scared. the people of Boston who stayed inside or the faggot in your avatar? Is he still cowering like a little girl or no?
