Don't worry, it's not the "must study for" kind of test, it's the "pee in a cup" kind. Those are easy, I'm good at peeing.
No! I don't go around licking bathroom walls like some sort of savage! I peed in a glass and sipped it like a normal person. What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaking of pee (I recently posted about my bloody urine) today I found out that my doctor wants a blood/urine/semen/saliva/fecal sample! I'm a busy man - so I'm giving him my underwear.