Tex to rise in armed erection

Armed with a condom, that is.

But where is the erection going?

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Tex is a bottom.

A sweet, sweet bottom.

Storm's speaking from experience.

I'm starting to get a little uncomfortable.

You're uncomfortable? You? I'm afraid of what might happen next time me and Storm hit the bar...

your gonna dedicate a picture just to me! thats whats gonna happen!

Try a cold shower and think of some women...

How can one arm their dick? How can one put a weapon on it?

I have heard it referred to as a third leg but I'm confused about "arms", too.

Except for that one Mutant in Total Recall that Arnie went to see.

Strap a bayonet to it.

Such is the message of the Texans- all things must be able to kill.