Texan women

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  1. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    So, talking to some friends I've reached the conclusion that we all share the same idea about Texan women.
    Easy, big titted sluts.

    How come - is there some popcultural background to this that I can't remember? And more importantly, are we right?
  2. Robotech Master

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    I'll need to see the photographic evidence before I can concur.:tits:
  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You say that like it's a bad thing, man.
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Where's Shakes, anyway? :D
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  5. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't find them to be easier than other women, they're all equally as easy in my opinion. There are a higher percentage of attractive ones here than in many states but Texas probably isn't #1 in that category. Tit size comes with the territory. We are a larger group of people all around than most of the rest of the US and world for that matter. :storm: I'm 6 feet tall and I look like the short guy in pictures with my friends. When I'm in other states I always feel tall.
  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Bullshit! I've seen your pictures. You're almost as short as Storm. :nyer:
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  7. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    :finger:
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  8. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    I dated a Texan once. She didn't have big tits. :bailey:
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    Wasn't she crazy?


    As for the big tits...don't they have plenty of oil money to buy the tities with? :)
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    She was from Texas. :bailey:
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  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    "All my ex's live in Texas,
    And Texas is a place I'd dearly loooooove to be.
    But all my ex's live in Texas,
    And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee..."
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  12. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I assure you they're all not that easy though there are a number who are. :lol:

    Some of those, compariatively speaking, I'd rather pork an animal,... er.., not that I like to pork animals or anything. :ramen:

    At least they'll own up to it here. :lol:
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I do remember that last time I was in Dallas, there seemed to be a lot of women walking around braless, with big erect nipples visible thru their clothing.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Clingy, screw them once or twice and they think they own you or something.
  15. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    Definitely not. This came up in trying to figure out which week of spring break would be best to invade Florida and an abundant supply of Texan students seems to be materializing as an important factor. :ramen:
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  16. Caboose

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    In Louisiana, they do! One roll in the sack there and she can claim common law. :lol:
  17. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I was fucking a women from Texas for over two years. Here family back home were a bunch of Bush voting retards but she was rightly embarrassed by them. We ended up breaking up because she wanted me to move to Texas with her and there was no way in hell I'd move to that mental shithole.
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    Thank God you didn't, we've got more than enough id10ts within our borders. :techman:
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  19. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    You'll find more of them at a spring break location in Mexico.
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  20. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Let's face it. No pussy is good enough to put up with the dumb shits in Texas. Even Texans know this is true even if they try to hide it.
  22. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I usually stay away from pointing out spelling / grammar but when someone's in the middle of a rant about how dumb someone else is and can't get their stuff together... well, I just can't restrain myself. :santa_rolleyes:
  23. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    Any colleges in particular we should be looking at? :ramen:

    March 15-19 seems to be the following:
    University of North Texas
    34,268
    University of Texas, Austin
    49,696
    University of Texas, Dallas
    14,480
    University of Texas, Pan American
    17,048
    University of Texas, San Antonio
    28,534
    Texas A&M, Corpus Christi
    8,355
    Texas A&M
    46,540
    Texas Tech University
    28,260

    Versus for the week of March 8-12:
    Texas State University
    28,132

    Any recommendations?
  24. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    March 15-19 seems like the obvious choice. I hear there is a place that has replaced Cancun as the best spring break spot in Mexico, starts with a T but the name is slipping my mind right now.
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  25. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    The 15th-19th gives you more options, but the moral depravity of Texas State girls should never be underestimated. San Marcos is the dumping ground for all the pretty girls that were too stupid to get into UT or say no to hard cock. Side effects include exhaustion, penile soreness, and STD's.
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  26. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Texas State girls are indeed stupid and slutty, but numbers alone make march 15-19 the better choice. Texas Tech, UT Austin, and Texas A&M are all loaded with young hot college girls, you can't go wrong there. You guys are from the UK right? Those accents will help you clean up with American girls. It should be too easy.
  27. Daedalus12

    Daedalus12 Il Capitano

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    Never been to Texas but UT at Austin is definitely on my list of places to visit.. :D
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  28. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    A quick google search pulled up these 2 pics of Texas Tech girls and made me miss college...

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  29. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    Nope, continental Europe, i.e., non-native speakers. Accents still work surprisingly well. ;)

    Overall numbers point towards March 8-12 (1.2 million vs. 900k) but I'm leaning towards 15-19, given the above, Texas-specific numbers (plus, it also looks better for Cali girls - which I personally don't care as much about but some of the others do).
    Those google results are totally what I'm talking about by the way. :techman:
  30. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's a damn shame that accent thing doesn't work in reverse, I wish European girls were into American or Texan accents. Aussie girls are but it's so damn far away and expensive to travel to.