Texas: Fetuses have rights? Absurd.

If we update the software, I plan on doing a smiley revamp. The plan is to keep a bunch of the older ones, of course, because it's a fine Wrodforge tradition, but I also want to add some newer, more up to date ones. Assuming, of course, we update, and I get permission to do it.

I was going to say a Karen who defends bigots in the name of the status quo, but yeah, that's a Karen.

Exactly, and then the whole assertive "talk to me" reaction when the reply was literally to someone else but also addressed her post, it's like who the fuck died and made you Queen Elizabeth?
I mean, you know, aside from Queen Elizabeth. I could have workshopped that out better, but I've already typed it, and I lost the backspace button on my keyboard so it's too late now.

This is a great line, imma steal that one

Jenee's attitude stinks like one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candles.

oh, don't forget about the time I accused Nova of mansplaining to me what it's like growing up as a woman.

I'll allow it - the green saber means it's RotJ Luke so only JUST out of being a whiney teen, and Vader was always a whiney teen.

The colors mean things"? Like a moodsaber. What color is tldr? That is what color my jedi sword will be.

SHow us a soft, privileged life without saying soft, privileged life.

does that matter as much as the filigree on the hilt?

evidently the wavelength of your light phallus is important to the jedi you are.

Does yelling at Amaris and Shooter count as talking to the manager?

I think it does.

Jenee has gone karenova because he man couldn't handle amaris being a girl. Someone check her purse for a MAGA hat.

Now you've got me imagining female Jedi having sabers that slide out as a line, then pop open into a yoni shape.
Y'know, like a pussy bubble wand.

Truly, it comes down to whether it's the up side or the down side. See, there's two sides to every Schwartz.

always figured you for a night sister?

Without conceding or getting into the weeds about what constitutes an opinion ... if it is, then so the fuck what?

If @Amaris had never transitioned, but had said "I really hate my given name, and from now on I'd like to be called Steve," I doubt it would set you off the same way,

TLDR would be a beige saber.

But actually no, mood doesn't play into saber colour that much. I only mentioned green for RotJ Luke because his saber WAS green for that film after he lost the blue one in ESB.

Some EU material says green is for Jedi Consulars (diplomats/peacemakers) but Obi-Wan was an exemplar of that and only ever had a blue saber. Yellow for temple guardians/Jedi shadows (rooting out the Dark Side). Windu got purple because Samuel wanted a big ol' Force Phallus.

Actually, Darth Phallus is pretty on point for Sith names.

I wonder if SWTOR would let me choose it as a character name?

Does for Sith.
A Jedi builds a saber, a Sith takes it off a dead Jedi, then turns the crystal red with force lightning.
Kyber crystals are semi-alive, and reddening or "bloodening" them puts them in a state of agony.
A Sith's saber is a torture victim.

Yeah, the "bleeding" thing.

Bit lazy.

If it's about the Sith forcing their emotions onto the crystal, then there should still be multiple colours. Unless we're saying all Sith are the same?

Like Nazis, they aren't.

Sure, they need a kicking.

But how to kick them?

Ben and Anakin weren't the same colour as Palps.

But then, colour-coded morality?

I want a pink saber, and I want the hilt to say "Big Dommy Mommy" on the side.

Honest question, is it possible - even with Viagra - to maintain an erection long enough to have a tattoo done on the shaft?

From Men's Health:

How does the tattooing process work?

A popular misconception is that you’re erect the entire time. Moon has tattooed hundreds, if not thousands, of penises in her lifetime, and not once has a man been erect while getting a dick tattoo.

“Guys love to say to me over the phone, ‘Oh, I’ll probably have my dick hard the whole time,’” Moon says. “And I’m like, ‘Okay, bro.’” She actually tells them that she’ll give them a thousands dollars in cash if they’re able to stay hard the entire time. She carries it with her every single appointment. “I’ve never had a dude get anywhere near a boner during the whole process,” she says.​

From TattooMeNow.com:

Does My Penis Need To Be Hard Or Soft To Get The Tattoo?

This might seem like an embarrassing question to ask but its a fair one to be asking.

No, you don’t need to be aroused to get the tattoo done. Nor would you need to take Viagra before hand.

As a matter of fact it would be unwise to use Viagra as this can not only make the artist uncomfortable, but could also lead to excessive bleeding or mask nerve damage.

If your penis does become erect during the procedure its nothing to be embarrassed about, as the vibration of the needle can affect each guy differently.

Its for this reason that being hard isn’t advised.

Most guys would struggle to maintain an erection while another guy is holding their penis and stabbing it with a needle.

If you do get hard try thinking about something else to take your mind off of the vibration. Climaxing would not be something most artists, male or female, would be tolerant of.

Your penis will most likely be tattooed by having your flaccid tool pulled taut.

It will either pulled straight or folded over a knuckle or block depending on the type of detail that the design requires.​

I gotta say, I didn't need to know any of that.

As @tafkats has answered that question by burning it into our retinas for the rest of time, I would just like to add it'd be funny as shit to show up to a lightsaber fight with a dragon dildo. Tactically unwise, maybe, but hilarious.

Fascinating, in a disturbing way. And actually useful knowledge should the desire to dip my tool in ink inexplicably take me.

Persimmon granted

The bigger question is whether we upgrade or no.

This thread took a turn for the worse and should be expunged from Wordforge using at least a DoD 5220.22-M level 3 wipe.

One night when I was twenty me and two friends were up all night drinking and playing twisted metal. One of my friends decided to do the home tattoo thing and put a smiley face on the end of his dick for fun. Life is fun sometimes. I do get a little giggle knowing his daughter was born because of a cum snot goblin from that happy face being inserted into a girl who's theme song was Born to be Mild.

When I finally went to jail I was giving the prisoners lessons. I didn't touch hard drugs until I was thirty, but I didn't have to. Life was just fucked all on it's own.

This thread should be labelled NSFLC. (Not Safe For Lame Canadians)

Sure. My tattoo guy tattooed his own dick with his girlfriends name, then covered it with an ivy pattern after they broke up. Also, no Viagra was used.

If someone wants to raise their 10 year old daughter illiterate and thinking her place is to be subservient to men working in the kitchen of the family restaurant business called NO N*****S ALLOWED then it would be immoral to interfere in that.

Imagine boasting about literally believing that and thinking it makes you morally superior.

What the fuck is even this thread