The 2022 Random Meme Thread

You and google translate seem to agree.

I used to travel a lot, it was years ago. I remember random words from half a couple languages, Russian, Chinese, Hindi. And I'm fluent in English and Spanish, and can somewhat get along with German, French, and Italian

I engage in a brief conversation with my cat each morning when she comes up for snuggles, asking her what she has been up to while I slept - usually accusing her of "doing pusscat things" with a "J'accuse!". She may also get accused of wearing hats, which she denies strenuously.

And they have the loyalty of Long John Silver; if a serial killer lets himself in while you sleep, they'll just stand aside, and let you die.

Mine are under standing orders to do that anyway.

Waking up tomorrow is not on my list of favourite activities.

OMG, this totally needs to happen.

Emily Spinach is the most awesome name for a snake ever.

I'mma naming my dick that.

Because it's green and wilts easily.

The only objectionable thing I see is smoking cigarettes, but that's from our modern lens on tobacco.

Not outside the realm of reality.

I have everything I need to make those.

I don't want to make them, and I'm not going to make them, but I have the supplies on hand.

Although, if I were to put weed in the deep fryer, the oil would absorb the good stuff, and then...

Fuck gummie bears, I'm gonna make some TCH infused Mozzarella sticks!