On one hand white claw does suck, on the other have you tried pegging me? I can be pretty fun to ride is you know what I mean. That would have been what I said back in the day when my body was much more able. I can still lie there and take it like a champ.
There's a pub and grill sort of by my house, their wing menu advertises any flavor/sauce on their wings. They also have a dessert menu. I asked for and received wings with caramel, chocolate, and marshmallow creme sauce. They were actually really good.