You might want to tell that to your lord and master Don Cheeto because he is calling Ron Desantis fat. If there is a fat tub of shit on this planet it is your man Trump.
You have to really fuck up all loving, accepting, caring forgiving god of awesome to become christianity. The jesus that is making food for the poor, healing people, and spreading love is a cool guy I would love to follow, but that is not the church and christianity from what I have experienced. That is why I believe in sailor moon. She is a lot like jesus, though a lot more flighty. She cares for everyone, and tries to love everyone. She sacrifices herself for everyone, and those who follow her and believe in her are an awesome bunch of people I have always enjoyed meeting. Oh, and black and trans sailor moons are awesome according to the fans.
Albert takes pride in having a manly job like making the nails he hammers back in in case he falls off the cross he also built with his own manly hands.