The 2023 Random Meme Thread

We call them Scottish.

This should sort the Bronies from the Wookiees:

Reminds me of my ex. Women are masters at holding in the crazy until they have got you committed.

Keep telling yourself that you poor delusional idiot. Men are blind to every and all problems a woman has until they are committed. For some reason commitment to the boobies cures boobie blindness. Just ask your friends if that bitch was crazy before you got engaged and every one of them will say they told you so because they all did. Every man who had a crazy bitch also had all their friends and family tell them.

oh gawds the vegetable's radishing the noodles

As an uncle I say I swallowed that fucking spoon out of my own stupidity, you take your 23 million and find your own stupid way to die and have fun doing it. I would hope my neice or nephew would never spend twenty million dollars to a doctor to keep me in this world a moment longer even if it were a real illness unlike swallowing a spoon.

However, I would take a couple of grand for a goodbye party and enough drugs to blast off into whatever comes next.

22.9 million!?!??
Jesus, even if the spoon were a Transformer that turned into a shredding drill that hamburger-ed your insides, you could get a whole new esophagus and intestine from a dead donor for just a couple million.

If your uncle had insurance, sure. That'd be the copay. If he's uninsured...

@Ancalagon

Besides, the magic of the wall coming down isn't in the wall, it's in David Hasselhoff's Christmas light jacket.