The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

Lol, yes I did, asshole.

Shit, guess you've failed reading comprehension then and won't be moving up with your friends next year.

He probably did read it, but the associations in his brain are so fucked we cannot understand them.

Here is the problem with the MAGAt CHUD brain. Where normal intelligence needs correct associations with concepts, facts, and other things, the Federal Fuckup brain reads the words, but the meanings and concepts are not associated with facts and logic paths. Think of it like a game of plinko where every time he reads something it bounces randomly down a chain of faulty bent neurons and very large synapses until it finally lands in a slot that says aliens did it, bigfoot is my mom, or hunter biden's dick pics. Most of our brains do not use those conclusions as real, but his does.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

Woah, woah there dude - we've been through this before......

You're being disingenuous as usual - while Trump did say "I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard." at a rally speech before Y'all Qaeda stormed the Capitol, he also said this in the same speech:

And this:

And this:

He also said he'd join the people in marching down to the Capitol but he never did, mostly because he's a bitch

So you're not exactly being fully honest here, are you sport

I've probably mentioned this before, but Dennis Miller's villain origin to at least a Bushie, is that he didn't like 00's New York hippies calling Giuliani a fascist.
Fast-forward to Jan 6, and Giuliani is pretty thoroughly outed as a fascist.

Dennis Miller didn't come out and go "oh, shit, the hippies were right! Goddamned! I'm sorry! Boy, did I ever fucking blow it, huh? Egg on my face! Wowsers!! ".

Nope!
"Dennis Miller on Prager U!! ".

Yeah, but I'm not supposed to read patterns in these stealth Nazis, and see the next ones coming.
Nope.
That's reactionary.

So he is too stupid to hand a rifle to and hope he does not shoot his own people or fuck up his own operations until an enemy wastes a bullet or other weapon killing him instead of a valuable soldier.

That tracks. This is why I do not fear the proud boys because they accept kyle. Kyle is the kid you force onto the other team because he will fuck them up with his efforts. America has tried to invent idiot proof weapons that can make anyone deadly, and they are the best at it. They have admitted Kyle is beyond their abilities.

I am not really sure what this says about the people who were killed by him that night. It would seem to be that they were probably doing something useful, but maybe not.

The good news is kyle is very likely to be the cause of his own death, and to cause it much sooner than expected.

Pretty sure there’s a post on this board somewhere of mine from 2020 prophesying this very inevitability.

You do seem to have a liking for obnoxious INCEL CHUDs. He probably turned you on.

Hey @Steal Your Face that twice you've run away from this now, what gives? Are you not able to address this?

Robspierre agrees!

So far the results have been "100% not made of cake," but I think we need a much larger sample size, just to be sure.

Or you can slowly approach his rectum with a blowtorch.

Either's good.