The 2025 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

Also blaming the admin is less likely to get their back up than directly triggering a "defend Trump" reflex

I wonder what it is that we're supposed to have "survived." The horrible affront of realizing that young females sometimes have opinions that they are allowed to express, not to mention ambitions beyond furnishing JD Vance and his ilk with tits to look at and vaginas to stick their dicks in?

Claiming that the building is on fire is just a lazy excuse to try to control others. Nothing gives anyone the right to enter my property and start telling me I need to leave.

Elon's a dumb ass. As second in command of the Trump regime, he should know that we commie liberals absolutely loathe children. That's why we're for mandatory abortions, brainwashing children into thinking they're trans, and gender reassignment surgery in schools. Elon using a child as a human shield wouldn't make a commie liberal would-be assassin hesitate; they'd see it as a bonus.

We liberal commies love three types of people: minorities, the LGBTQ community, and undocumented migrants. If Elon was smart, he'd give the kid back to the baby momma and get a Thai ladyboy with an expired tourist visa to ride on his shoulders instead.

Matt Kazmeryk and Reed O'Connor would like a sidebar

There are plenty of smart people that don't want to bother with the bullshit being that rich would require.
The smartest people I know have zero interest in corporate politics, and stay as far away from it as possible. Hell, even I couldn't stand it. Working for my family's company, the amount of disingenuous bullshit I had to swallow and dish out made me angry every single day. I couldn't take it.
Smart people, in general, tend to avoid that kind of stress.