The Aquehonga Monologues

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Delaware, Nov 1, 2010.

  1. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    A work of sheer madness, or sublime creativity? Both?
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Naw, I can't see calling vaginas "Delawares" It just doesn't work for me.

    "Oooo baby, stick it in my hot, wet Delaware."

    :shrug: :yuck:
  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    "What a stupid delaware?"
    "Big ol' floppy delaware flaps?"
    "your delaware smells like an old tuna"
  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    By the way, Spaceturkey, fuck you.

    You had to go and make a vigil thread for that idiot, didn't you?
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  5. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Both the poster and the former senator from (now vp) Delaware are both cavernous mangina's. :clyde:
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    "Skin's about to kick you in the Cupcake."
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  7. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Oh my fucking Gods. :lol:
  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I am conflicted at the moment over whether Aque or Carolvs is the shittier, more worthless poster.
  9. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    That's how I know I'm doing my job well. :elwood:
  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    He was the stupidist fuck that we hadn't seen in a while to come to mind...

    But I do apologize for turning on the aquafungus signal
  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Aquehonga makes me want to get...creative with the AdminCP. :garamet:

    But then...if I go look it up, I'm gonna find all this trolling ONLY in Red Room or Gray Room rep comments...right Aqua? You do know you can be warned for every single non-red or gray rep troll you are inflicting on people...right??

    Do I have to go find out or is this going to stop right now? :bailey:
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    If you wanted a stupid fuck, you should have just asked me. I could have imported one of my incredibly lame duals from TK :jayzus:

    (Edited because Tamar got in edgewise with her post)
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    It's not like I expected the stupid delaware to show up...:shrug:
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  14. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Ever been to Delaware in August?
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  15. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Why the redundancy?
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  16. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Sounds like you're hitting on Muad. :flow:
  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Wouldn't that be New Jersey? It's close enough... :unsure:
  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    might be...
    they're down wind of DC as well...
  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Aquehonga: Shut the fuck up. Now.
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    "Let me show you my part of Delaware".
  21. skinofevil

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    While it tickles Skin a bit that the nickname "Cupcake" has taken off all on its own, Skin's not terribly pleased that it's been lent wings by a halfwit lefty cocksucker like aqueperineum.

    Off Skin's boot, you infantile sycophant! :pissed:
  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You got a big Delaware! You got a big Delaware!

    Sorry, it was the echo...echo...echo...
  23. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Humph.

    I was calling garamet cupcake long before you ever heard of WF, copycat. :P
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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Listen carefully, you little shit: I don't give two damns where you post. I, as a Lonaf admin, have not banned you there. I do not have the ability to even control that here or at Troll Kingdom, and given you have the ability to flood my UserCP with your trash, you have the ability to post here and at TK, but you're too chickenshit scared to do so because of how fast you'd be reaping the negs -- which, mind you, would NOT be accompanied by your style of User CP abuse. You've made the effort to come back to troll, Dual and me specifically, while frothing at the mouth about imagined abuses heaped on you by us and others (Loktar and Pickle come to mind) when no such events have occurred. I don't give a damn about your asshurt, but I do give a damn when the functionality of my -- and others, in this instance -- UserCP is affected. Also, cute rep troll in my Help Desk thread.
  25. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Part II
  26. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Part III
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  27. skinofevil

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    It's a more humiliating nickname for a metrosexual Commie sissyboy, so nyah! :D And lest ye forget, Miss Smartypants, Skin heard of WF before the board was even up, on account of you and Storm invited Skin to it.
  28. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    I'm literally the polar opposite of a communist, you piece of white trash. :marathon:
  29. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    The sizing is original by Aquehonga. I'm communicating his artistic vision unaltered.
  30. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Yeah, that explains why you support Communist objectives, you lyin' sack. Here's a second-hand clue for ya -- it doesn't make a rat pellet worth of difference what you say you are, when all your arguments and positions show that you're the diametric opposite of it.