The ASPCA is protesting...

... A new Chinese cookbook titled '101 Ways to Wok your Dog'

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler uses that very cookbook at his newly opened Asian eatery "Wok This Way."

There was that film about culinary arts in prison, "Dead Man Wokking"

Wok like a man, my son.

I wonder if stir fry dog tastes like chicken. [NAZI][/NAZI]

In Bora Bora they had 101 ways to BBQ an ASPCA assbag and grill a PETA motherfucker. Good books, tasty recipes.

That's nothing. If you're into something really exotic, you'll pick up Susanna Hoffs' cookboook, Wok Like An Egyptian.

Wok the Dinosaur!

I wonder if they wokked the dog?

I heard about that the other day when I was wokking in Memphis.

I've got some great skills in the kitchen. You ought to wok in my shoes for a while.

(I learned from Depeche Mode.)

Stephen Yan is the one, true original.

Dog is red meat, so usually gets passed off as a pickled beef when the kwai lo ask why it seems so stringy...

Is this the same Yan who had the cooking show which aired mornings for a while on Channel 11, right after the "Hilarious House Of Frightenstein"?

hmmm,
and that starred Billy Van...

"What's Wong?"

"Nothin', what's Wong with Yu?"