The Dayton L. Kitchens thread with only positive things.

[second verse]

He squeaked by the praxis
And intimidates folks,
Works himself up
When his words they misquote,
The regard of his peers
Hovers right near disdain,
The zero of Wordforge
The man we all shame.

Sometimes, a smilie that says awesomely funny would be useful. Can we rate that diddy both winner and funny?

Dayton has safe group shower practices.

I take baths.

Really?

After what goes on in those showers, I too would feel so dirty that a full-fledged bath was in order.

Dayton found a way to get his family out of Norphlet. Good for him.

He gives the Help Desk something to do, even if it's to just lock his threads.

Showers too strenuous for you?

He has PTSD from when he tried to walk to the store...

Tradition I guess. After I started playing football, and much later after I began coaching I found a hot soak helped make my body feel much better.

Ironically, the closest I've ever come to accidental death was during a bath in 2005.

Oh, you share all your other private info, but something that would have made us so, so, so, SO happy, and you kept it from us for 10 years.
You're so selfish.
How do you stand it?
How do you live with yourself?
Go draw a bath.

In process. But I thought I had mentioned it back in My Diary thread. It would've been in the first few pages because it was started here in mid 2004.

Post #369 in My Diary thread.

Duuuuuuuuude.

Also, how sad is it that Dayton's Diary and the thunder thighs shit from Tasvir managed to survive the Great Purge of 2007 but not Stewey's Enterprise bashing reviews, Reno Floyd's railing rants that would make Castle look like Chuck in comparison or the comedic goldmine that were Meka and the PBM Gets Run Outta Town on a Rail threads?

Dayton makes sure his football students get really clean in the shower.

https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/294824/letters

Dayton likes the Lorax'so tree chopping machine. The National Review thought he missed the point however.

Furry.

It was taken out of context.

Dayton is into bulldyke porn.

@Dayton3 never funded the Contras in Nicaragua. Nor did he burn down the Library of Alexandria.

Though, if given the opportunity, he would have done at least one of those things.

I'm pretty sure he would have done both.

You're probably speaking too soon on that .one.

@Dayton3, out of the kindness of his heart, may have provided material support to a rebel group intent on overthrowing a democratically elected government.

Dayton has never sullied the pastries in his local supermarket by making love to the donuts.

Dayton is an entity that posts on this (and possibly other) online message boards.

Of course not.

What would I have against a library? I spent most of my time in school in one.