http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100807/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/cb_cuba_fidel_castro Click the link,posting the text is copying a bunch of crap from the article and I don't feel like pruning it. TL;DR version: Fidel Castro made a public appearance in Cuba, feasted in the brains of Parliament. Everybody Panic! The end is nigh!
Holy crap! Castro just might talk some sense into the silly Americans and save the world! Whatever will we do without such a man?