The Koran. Will it...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Midnight Funeral, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral Cúchulainn

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    [yt=Blend?]PFHVRR4YQwA[/yt]
    Midnight Funeral, Feb 25, 2008
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    These new health-food drinks are getting wackier every day. :jayzus:
    oldfella1962, Feb 25, 2008
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  3. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Ummm....sacrilicious.

    :drool:
    bryce, Feb 25, 2008
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    It's all fun and games with the Koran, now, but this guy better not come crying to me when he's minus a head.
    Paladin, Feb 25, 2008
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  5. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    :hail::hail::hail:

    Muhammed Akbar is going to suicide bomb that guy's house now, though. :(
    Beck, Feb 25, 2008
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  6. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    As an atheist, I can never eat [YT="peanut butter"]FZFG5PKw504&[/YT] and [YT="banana"]2z-OLG0KyR4[/YT] sandwiches again.

    :cry:
    bryce, Feb 25, 2008
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  7. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    The question is, will it wind up on sale at Smoothie King?
    BearTM, Feb 25, 2008
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  8. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    What flavors does that Koran come in?

    Does it go good with pork rinds?
    bryce, Feb 25, 2008
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  9. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    I think it tastes like hate, which tastes like black licorice.
    CaptainChewbacca, Feb 25, 2008
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  10. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Tastes like chicken. I don't think the Matrix could figure out what chicken tastes like, which is why they made it taste like everything.
    Marso, Feb 25, 2008
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  11. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Well, at least it's high in fiber. He should have used a copy that was printed on lower-grade paper, though. There's probably all kinds of bleach in the good stuff.
    tafkats, Feb 25, 2008
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  12. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    That blender had a heck of a motor!

    All that noise covered up the guitar riff. :(
    Chuck, Feb 25, 2008
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