The married goat died! :(

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  1. El Chup

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    El Chup, May 4, 2007
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  2. Linda R.

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    I was just going to post that! :mad:
    Being beaten to the punch gets my goat...
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    Puns are baaaaaaad, very baaaaaaaad. :D
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  4. El Chup

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    ^ Who let the fucking sheep in? :mad: :garamet:
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, shit, why do all the really good love stories end in death? :(
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  6. Linda R.

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    Um, because all stories end in death, eventually? :unsure:
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    :lalala:
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    :rotfl:
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  9. Sokar

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    So actormike is single and homeless again?
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  10. Chris

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    Well, now it is in heaven and from now on, the Marriage Goat and will visit newly weds who hang a can from their front door on St. Eustice's Day to give presents and prudent financial advice.
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  11. Volpone

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    They ran the story yesterday on FoxNews.com and I was tempted to post it. The puns in the article were staggeringly bad. It seems the goat had a baby. The article mentioned (among other things) the "husband" would get custody of the kid.

    :rolleyes:
    Volpone, May 4, 2007
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  12. Quincunx

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    I'm sure Mr. "Chupacabra" has prepared himself a convincing alibi. :rolleyes:
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  13. El Chup

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    I knoweth not of what you speak, unless you're kidding of course.
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  14. Quincunx

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    There's a chance of that.

    Aren't you the fiendish goat-sucker?? :unsure:
    Quincunx, May 5, 2007
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  15. El Chup

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    I deny all responsibility.

    And if anyone accuses me of kiddie fiddling...... :mad: :mad:
    El Chup, May 5, 2007
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