The MILF Contest!

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by $corp, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    The MILF contest is simple. Who is your favorite MILF?

    I nominate Angelina Jolie.
  2. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Most of the MILFs I like aren't actually milfs; they're just marketed that way.
  3. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    The Step By Step-era Suzanne Somers.

    Way hotter than she ever was in Three's Company. :drool:
  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    God almighty, I wouldn't even know where to start, just in Boise.
  5. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Christina Aguilera.


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  6. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    You guys start a MILF thread and don't even post pictures?

    :headshot:
  7. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    I have a list.....

    Nicole Kidman

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    Britney Spears....even if she is a crazy bitch

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    Kate Beckinsale

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    Jennifer Garner

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    Jessica Alba

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  8. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Kate Beckinsale :drool:
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Well, since my favorite celeb hotties are ALL mothers, the list is the same.

    Top two:

    Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Kate Beckinsale
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  10. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Grace Park :soma:

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  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    ^Is she a mother? Doesn't count if she ain't!
  12. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I googled it, I couldn't find anything about her having a kid. :shrug:
  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    She's Hera's mother. Close enough. :techman:
  14. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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  15. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    I really, really don't know what is so difficult to understand about not posting pictures of bare tits in the public forums.

    Take it to the White Room, or a link only. No embedded images.
  16. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Sorry. Forgot it wasn't the WR.
  17. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    Damn Kyle, go change your cork and pop a few midol....jeesh :jayzus:
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  18. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Kyle was dead on. That shit can get people fired. You want that on your conscience?
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  19. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    I didn't post any dirty pictures, except for that one of britney but nothing is really showing....so why would it be on my conscience....but for the sake of playing nice...i'll fix it


    edit, i can't fix it, admn will have to do it for me...:jayzus:
  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Charisma. Carpenter.
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  21. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    You know, the Brits laugh at stuff like this. :blush:

    A few years ago, those guys had a field day when Janet Jackson got nailed for her "wardrobe malfunction" during her superbowl performance!

    In europe, they have photo's of bare breasted women on the front of their daily newspapers..and no one seems to mind!

    :lol:
  22. Sunshine

    Sunshine Little Miss

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    Get caught looking at it on a work computer though and you are likely to be disciplined.
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  23. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    Then wait til you get home....:shrug:
  24. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't really consider Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears or any of the rest MILFs in any conventional sense.

    These women have personal chefs, personal trainers, and all the free time in the world to get into great shape after having kids.

    A real MILF is a mom you see down at Wal-mart who even though she has a couple of kids still has a smokin hot body.
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  25. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    No Leah Remini!!

    A pox on all of your houses.

    :jayzus:
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  26. Sunshine

    Sunshine Little Miss

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    I do. I don't come to Wordforge when I'm at work. I was simply pointing out to Starguard that whilst the UK may be happy to have page three girls, employers still don't like their employees looking at topless pics on work computers.

    And to get back to the thread, I can't argue with Monica. :yes:
  27. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    That wasn't directed towards you....just anyone who browses while at work.
  28. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Notice that nobody has ever started talking about FILFs... :unsure:
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  29. Leellana

    Leellana Poetess

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  30. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    How about a GILF page for us old geezers?
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