The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

Should have bought all of Garamet's books on your Kindle and then burned your Kindle.

I don't think deleting them would teach you a lesson at all. Now, if he downloaded them to his Kindle and then burned it, that would teach you a hell of a lesson. One you'd not soon forget, I dare say.

Ditto!

I got 5 of the bastards you can erase!

If Jesus were a buffoon. Not seeing the analogy otherwise.

So there was no particular animus against me. As I suspected. You're no different than all the others. Disappointing.

No, dog.

I meant the vomit you spewed here. You just aren't smart enough to trot away and pretend it didn't happen. You must come back and feast upon it and then spew it up again with new chunks to spice it up.

You did not regain one smidgeon of dignity with that explaination. In fact, the fact you had to go and buy back a book you already sold just makes it all the more hilarious and pathetic. Hiding from your wife because you know she would find you an even bigger fool than we do...you admit this willingly? Using a safety lighter, which was no doubt stored with the safety scissors and glitter, just underlines the ludicrousness that this was done by a man in his 30's.

If you believe you will inspire one iota of admiration with that confessional, you are seriously deluded on top of stupid.

Get real.

Quoting this again because :

BTW, if you also bought CoS for Kindle, you actually paid for it three times.

So...garamet....are those invisible :dogs: giving you a hard time?

We are very concerned for you.

Well, he did get himself crucified.

*wanders into thread after taking a few months off*

*looks around*

See y'all in another 6 months

Changing thread titles by moderator fiat is weak...

I choose to believe this is just an elaborate setup and that Dukat will trick garamet into eating Scott Tenorman's parents.

Can someone tell me what this thread is about without having to wade through all 16 pages of it??

Post #1, post #214, and the rest is us laughing at Skrain.

Riiiiiight. So this was about burning garamet book? Ok.

How the fuck did it get to 16 pages?

Because there's few things in life more entertaining than pointing and laughing at someone so incredibly stupid as skrain.

Because the board is rather boring as of late.

Because, as Tamar explained, no one could express their thoughts in the form of a neg rep.

Life would be so much easier if the rep warriors just resorted to stress wanks.

*Snortle* The dude came over to TrekBBS to crow about his "spectacular troll."

Link or it didn't happen.

Here it is: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=7033804#post7033804

Holy shit, so much fail!

at least it drums up business

what? he put it in treklit?

Especially since I just posted a link to it there.

[action=skinofevil]grabs Tamar and hugs her up in a boozy bearhug.[/action]

A major fail on 2 BBS'...
Impressive...

Huh, they changed the look a little.

Damn, the TBBS thread got clanged. I was actually going to log in so I could taunt him a second time

Alright...that's enough of that donut breath.

Geez.

So uptight.

Even T'Bonz was cool enough not to close it when she noticed it. Rosalind could have at least moved it to the TNZ.

Hush, girl, you know you love me.