The Omnibus SCOTUS Stupid Decision Thread

What do these homophobes think will happen if they perform a gay wedding?
Supernatural retribution from their bigot-God?
If God won't stop the clergy from fucking kids, I don't think he gives a fuck about some weddings.
Do they think they'll get some molecular trace gay on them, then it grows like mold, and next thing you know, they're joining in on the honeymoon sex?
THEN God throws the lightning bolt?
Seen a lot of "lonely housewife discovers her lesbian side" porns. No one ever exploded.
The porn industry has ticked along just fine for decades now without a single spontaneous human combustion.
Is it one of those "any day now!" things?
Like the rapture?
Is this some "Left Behind" shit?