The random Star Trek quotes thread...

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by Volpone, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Volpone

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    "The ship...Out of danger?"
    "You saved the ship! You saved us all."
    "I never took the Kobayashi Maru. How do you like my solution?"
    "The needs of the many...outweigh..."
    "The needs of the few."
    "Or the one. I have been and always will be, your friend. Live long and prosper."
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    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    "Kirk...I must thank you for what you have done."
    "I was only doing my duty."
    "But at what cost? Your ship; your son..."
    "If I hadn't gone, the cost would've been my soul."
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "There are FOUR lights!"

    "That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"

    "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you."

    "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Well not this time. This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"
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    Zombie dead and loving it

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    "Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
    "My dear Doctor, they're all true."
    "Even the lies?"
    "Especially the lies."
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    Gowron: Your shields are down, your station boarded, and more Klingon ships are on their way! Surrender while you can! :mad:

    Benjamin Sisko: I don't think so. My shields are holding, your boarding parties are contained, and my reinforcements are closer than yours. :diacanu:
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    McCoy: Better make me a mechanic! Then I can treat little tin gods like you!

    Spock: (talking on WF, obviously) I've never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

    Kirk: Maybe we weren't meant for paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through, struggle, claw our way up, scratch for every inch of the way. Maybe we can't stroll to the music of the lute. We must march to the sound of drums.

    (Guess what ep I just watched)
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    "Plum?"
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    One that always stick in my head-

    "Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination."

    I'm waiting for a great opportunity to use it on someone...
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    If winning isn't important, then Commander, why keep score?
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    BRAIN AND BRAIN!!! What is "brain"!?
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Chuck Go Giants!

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    "Then I hope pain is something you enjoy."

    "It won't like your science officer. It DOES LIKE YOU!"

    "I understand your concerns... request denied."
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    For whatever reason this random quote from "All Good Things" is memorable.
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Must...steriliiize.
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    Kirk: "How many fingers do I have up?"

    McCoy: "That’s not very damn funny."
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "He's definitely hiding something."
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    Even a god needs compassion!
    What the devil is this? Green leaves?
    It's green.
    Maneuver? Aye. Like a garbage scow against a warp driven starship!
    Eb na pleesta...
    You're drunk. No I'm not! Yes you are!
    There's only one thing I want to say to you commodore... Get my ship out of there!
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Sulu "Come on, come on.."
    Helmsman "She'll fly apart!"
    Sulu "Fly her apart then!"

    and

    Klingon captain "Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded."
    Picard "That will be the day."
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I don't like to lose... Kirk to Spock. It's two hours, are you ready?" :tos:
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    "Kirk, you know of the Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold?
    It is very cold in space."

    "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. I will leave you as you left me; as you left her: marooned at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive....buried alive..."
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    (Some of my favorite Khan quotes)
    THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions...

    There she is! There she is! Ah... not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better!

    To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

    You are in a position to demand *nothing*. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing.

    Let them eat static.

    Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life.

    Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
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    What does God need with a starship?

    Don't call me tiny!

    Everybody remember where we parked.

    Picard: What we leave behind is as important as how we’ve lived. After all, Number One, we’re only mortal.
    Riker: Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever.

    Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

    Take my Worf, please. :rimshot:

    Assimilate this!

    With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

    He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him.
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