I've found the silver lining of the January Swarm at the gym. It's the fresh meat to [-]gawk[/-] [-]stare[/-] [-]drool[/-] look at during workouts! I went last night and it was mobbed as per usual for a late-afternoon weekday in January. Now, I go to the gym to workout, and I do get my workouts in without a ton of distraction. Nonetheless, I'm only human, and thus I do discreetly check out the fillies while I'm there. Last night was a smorgasboard of new meat! I've got a little mental rating system--Not Doable, Doable, Quite Doable, Definitely Doable. Also, the modifier "Jailbait" may be added to any of those ratings. Last night I counted at least new 6 Doables, including a couple Quite Doables. Unfortunately, at least 4 of the 6 also were Jailbaits. Yes, I know--I'm going to a special kind of Hell!
Well, I have noticed more of the women having some actual meat on their bones, as opposed to the usual emaciated crowd. Must be the New Year's Resolution effect.
Yeah, the Y-center here where I work out has gotten a lot busier in the winter months. I usually go mid-morning, between 9-11, and the crowd mostly consists of the middle-age mom types with a few others sprinkled in. Some are drop dead hot, but too many are those scrawny, muscly, 'I take this working out shit way too seriously' type with faces that looked carved in granite. Way too much Cali influence around here, is what I'm driving at. I mean, c'mon, cupcake! Zero bodyfat on a chick is NOT attractive. I like some curvature padding the muscles, and six packs are for guys. Actually, I'm going in about 45 minutes. I'll pay special attention and report back on today's sampling...
NO! Not with the movie-talkers! (Hey, at least my Jailbait Doables have curves and are only a couple of years away from legal.)
Yeah, my gym attracts the jail bait, too. Must have something to do with being located on the slightly more affluent side of the city where parents can afford $50-$60 monthly gym fees for their kids.
I have the gym in the basement But I can remember being subscribed to an actual fitness center. Dead god, this certainly wasn't a high class place. Lots of weightlifter types , lots of mullets, lots of stupid comments. Lots of silence whenever I started doing the punch bag
Today's tally: NOT good. MILF count- 2 VERY pregnant mom count- 7!!! Ugly chicks- too numerous to count It's usually better. Ah well. Eye candy is only a secondary concern. I go to get sweaty, not look at babes.
My gym's special drive has been to attract the over 50s. I hate to be ageist, but we ain't exactly talking eye candy...
Don't be so hard on yourself, thelurker. You never show any pictures ( ) but I'm sure you're plenty hot.
Pregnant women at the gym disrupt my concentration. Worried I'll slip and bump into one, make her leak on me or something.
Most of the pregnant chicks I see at the Y are in the kiddie pool with the rest of their Mormon brood. I tell ya, it's got to be hard on a woman spitting out one a year for six years straight and then having to care for them all. Great neighbors and all, and their kids are generally well behaved, but yesterday I had the lastest visit from the young men in the black clothes and COJCOLDS pins... Anyway, back to the gym thread. That was a little off topic...
