The Smurfs Movie

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  1. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    I'm not sure how good this is going to be, but it's definitely worth a watch for nostalgic value. Discuss.

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :repost:

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  3. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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  4. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Pretty much sums up the whole concept.
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  5. Robotech Master

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    Jesus.

    There isn't a single original idea in Hollywood anymore.

    Shame on Neil Patrick Harris for participating.
  6. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    I would rather slather myself in napalm and step into an open flame than see this abomination. If I were in line behind a group of Hells Angels buying tickets for this, I would openly mock and ridicule them and their mothers. I would take my children to a donkey show in Tijuana before I would take them to this movie. If Christ returned today, I would punch Him in the nuts for allowing this movie to even go into production. I would turn down a nine-figure Powerball jackpot if it meant having to see this.
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  7. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Yes, while eating hot buttered popcorn & chocolate covered raisins.
  8. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    This cinematic atrocity would make Jimmy Stewart punch babies.
  9. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    I know at least one person who despises the Smurfs for turning cartoons into something aimed at children.
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  10. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I'd watch a film of the Smurfs being slaughtered one by one by the Merry Melodies characters.
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  11. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Congrats, you know at least one moron.

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