The Sokar Memorial Roast Thread

His feet smelled and he ate small dogs. That's all I got right now, but I know there are some of you who can top that, even with your sadly rudimentary skills.

Looks like you need to contact El Webmaster, there, genius.

I contacted your mother last night, you strumpet.


FOR THE PURPOSE OF PAYING HER FOR INTERCOURSE.

Samatta, it was after school hours and the playground was empty?

Wait! This thread isn't about Ray and his "got 86ed from the Public Library for hanging out in the kids' section" woes!

This thread is about Sokar! About whom... I really can't think of anything negative to say. Mostly because I can't remember which poster he was. The guy was like Chinese food sprinkled with Alzheimer's -- you could read a whole thread full of his posts and an hour later you couldn't remember a fuckin' thing about 'em.

I remember this one time... nevermind, I forgot.

They call me the tortoise, because I "get there before the hair."

I never could figure out why Sokar used Bruce Willis for an avatar. Can anybody explain that?

Was looking through his old posts and saw one in o e of the threads on Bronies six months back. Thought about posting this on his FB, but remember that non WFers may not have gotten the humor.

Anyways...

Also, I rate this thread 5 stars.

For old times' sake.

Yep, gonna miss that silly fucker. I guess now there won't be any excuse to get him confused with the smarmy Cardassian with the lesbian shoes.

I'm convinced that he was compensating for something while he was here.

Lack of hair.

I would say something bad about Sokar but he spoke for himself.

YES! El Chup is getting into the spirit with this thread!

Indeedery! I am in compleat agreeance!

I told you this place was dying...literally.

One poster at a time?

nope... didn't like him enough to leave any warm hearted sarcasm.

too bad he was always stuck on the douche bag setting here... He struck me as someone I would have hung out with in the real world.

July 21, 1969, Neil Armstrong walks on the Moon.

August 15 -18, Woodstock

October 16, Miracle Mets win the World Series.

December 6, Steam hits #1 in the USA.

[YT="Goodbye"]VPkir8PUe-k[/YT]

Not that long ago.

SOKAR!!!! YOUR MOTHER WAS A DEMOCRAT!!!!

Yeah, that'll piss him off.

SOKAR!!!!!

YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS GARAMET!!!!!



If that doesn't bring him back with a vengeance nothing will.........

SHE VOTED FOR OBAMA! TWICE!!!!

ERMAHGERD LERBRERL SKERM!

Sokar seemed like an alright guy, just a little too liberal. And judging by that pic I posted of him which got me banned he had terrible taste in shirts. He was also way too proud of that low end Taylor guitar he no doubt sucked at playing.

I can do better than that. Sokar himself used to be a Democrat.

And that's a true story.

Is that Sokar's pancreas?

Looks like he finally found a foolproof way to get out of paying child support.