For reasons I'm not currently at liberty to divulge, this will likely become a drunk thread. But first I need to take a short nap. Then I need to go burn down a middle manager's house. So if they put Two and Two together and bring me in for Questioning, you all will say I was here the whole night, right? Not only that, you'll all testify I was far too steeking droonk to burn down anything (at least intentionally) right? RIGHT!? Yeah right, you fuckers will sell me for a pack of smokes and a gallon of gasoline. Judases, the lot of you.
