Things you can't do in the Red Room

- Engage Dayton in a personal discussion

- Dream up clearly manufactured theories as to why Hillary is the worst human being evvvaaaa

- Tell someone to

- Discuss what the lovechild of Oldfella and jerri ryan would look like. (Include a poll)

- See all the popular and threads.

- start a hunt

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Talk about Tricia Helfer and her affairs.

Be a conservative.

Talk about fight club

Talk about project mayhem

Yet somehow y'all do it all the time anyway.

Kill yourself, @garamet

Apparently you can still be a smarmy asshole though.

You've actually become quite unhinged lately. It's fun to watch. Trump will break you.

Haven't you always?

What the republicans did to Hillary explained in film

what everyone did to Trump explained in film - yet here he stands

Tell Stallion you thought his avatar was Popeye.

Call John a pedophile.

Accuse @Faceman of being longwinded.

Envy @Dayton3's students.

Understand @Federal Farmer's politics.

Finish a @Tererun post.

Help but love @oldfella1962.

Escape @Anna's wrath (blood coming out of her eyes.. blood coming out of her.. wherever..).

Stop admiring @Quest's trippy, fractal avatar.

Expect @gturner to have anything positive to say about a Clinton.

Imagine how sheltered @Diacanu's life has been ( seriously, brush your teeth!).

Underestimate @Ramen's role in the Trump win.

Believe how much @garamet defends Obamacare (spoiler alert: it's much more than Bill Clinton)

Blame @14thDoctor for lashing out.

Assume @Nova read a single Wall Street transcript or Wikileak.

See which edition of Penthouse @Eightball is reading.

Stay mad at @markb for long.

Take @M. Bison anywhere.

I made a list.

Have nice things.

You are quite mistaken.

I think the whole Clinton family will look very nice in stripes.

Orange is the new black.

Holy crap!

Math

Shit, man. Who are you trying to fool? The witch was innocent!

Hillary's been involved in every gate since Watergate (from which she was punitively removed for "lying and evidence tampering").

Disliking Trump is one thing. Defending Hillary is unhealthy for the psyche.

Take a shit in the middle of the living room rug.

Oh wait. You an totally do that. Especially if you do it on a Trump sign and then rub it all over yourself and run around like a retard.

Don't you have a million things to do than to spend your time on an obscure internet BBS?

Yea, the Bbc screened that a couple of weeks ago and it pretty much took over twitter in the UK for a couple of days.

It is nightmare stuff, unstoppable numbers of snakes appearing everywhere

that's my plan for my next job interview. I'll beat that quota system yet!