"Dude, I can totally lick my nose!" "Snap into a Slim Jim doesn't mean the same thing in a gay club." "I need a hat before the global pigeon revolt!"
FIGHT THE POWER! KILL WHITEY! Whether you are white, black, red, or yellow, that is not a wise thing to shout.
I can lick my own nose . . . why is this a bad thing? It comes in handy when I get ice cream or soup on it.
Why the fuck did it have to airborn Ebola? Shit, I totally screwed his wife last week. And #1 for the Red Room, I'm not a conservative!
I'm not. I'm just not a liberal, either. A bakery hold up: "This is a hold-up! All kikes to the oven, niggers to the back, and sand-niggers on the ground, praying!!!"
(restaurant) "I don't care what the owner's wife looks like, I'm not paying twenty bucks to watch that!"
(yelled over your shoulder) "Yeah?! Well, if you'd wash it, maybe the cat would quit followin' you around all the time!"
"No, sir! I will not pay you to kill my wife, who I love so very, very much! How dare you suggest such a thing in front of witnesses!"
"Nobody move! Everyone on the floor!" Because (like in "Raising Arizona") some smartass old timer will say "if we can't move, how are we supposed to get down on the floor?"
Been there, done that (sort of). A white soldier of mine (pretty lit up) walked into a popular off-post club in Germany frequented by soldiers, many of them black (no shit). Luckily some other blacks from our unit hurried him the hell out of there before the place erupted and my soldier get destroyed. Considering people have been beaten to death there for way less than that, they probably saved his life. He's matured a lot since then.