Time for...A FRIDAY NIGHT DRUNK THREAD!!!

Aww, Mandi...

Although I gotta admit, I dunno if it's a new hairstyle, you've lost some weight, or it is just the clothes you've been wearing lately, but the Mormon lifestyle suits you.

Seriously, I apologize in advance if I sound like an ass, but you look really, really yummy in your recent pics. Far better than you did in your Tortured Goth phase.

And how is inviting a cute little 18 year-old back to my place for Unspeakable Acts gay?

God-DAMN!

I'm 3 sheets to the wind and it's only 9pm out here.

The good news [I guess] is that I'm out of pineapple juice and the corner store is closed. I also only have one beer left. So after that, I can do one Manhattan, and then I'm done for the night. (Or if I'm particularly canny, I'll have a Manhattan THEN the beer, then ANOTHER Manhattan before being done for the night.)

My only regret is that Cheeky Monkey didn't show up to coerce me into posting nekkid pix. (OK. Actually that's a GOOD thing.)

Oh, and I wish Ash wouldn't have kept fucking going ON about that butterfly tattoo Tex has on the small of his back.

WAITAMINNIT! It's barely midnight on the West Coast. Why aren't you homos amusing me!?

Just try not to be too rough with young Julio.

^
SEE!? I KNEW he'd say something like that. I set him up for that joke. That means I'm the straight man. The straight man.

Have another martini, ya, we all believe you're straight.

Studies would have you believe everything gives you cancer.

Everything is ok in moderation however, getting drunk every once in a while is going to be far less a cancer risk than walking out in the sun every day.

Mine in particular!

nic, you're in luck, I am authorized to apply some anti-cancer cream, but it has to be applied by the penis.