Tonga Done Blowed Up!

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    The blast could be heard over 500 miles away.
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    I object to closing the other thread rather than merging. Have you no decency, sir?
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    Don't Tongans play a role in Mormon apocalyptic lore? @Bickendan?
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    Video of the tsunami hitting various places around the fucking world. There’s also before and after shots of the volcano. People in Alaska said that they could hear the explosion.
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    Well, they can also see Russia from their houses.
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    You know this is a true statement, right? You can see Russia from a certain area in Alaska.
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    You can see a small island 20-odd miles off the mainland of Russian from a part of Alaska that is also well off the coast.

    The reason Palin was mocked for that (the actual statement, the one I jokingly used came from SNL's Tina Fey impersonation of her) wasn't that it wasn't truthful, but because she gave it as an example of how her foreign policy insight into how to deal with Russia was so fucking good.

    The fact you felt compelled to jump on a joke referencing a GOP politician who has no fucking influence or career left and yet continue to proclaim you aren't a Republican would be an eye-opener, if your posting history wasn't already the BBS equivalent of the Borg needle going into Picard.
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    Apocrophyl apocalytic lore, maybe, but I'm not familiar with it.

    That said, a lot of Tongans and Samoans took to the Church.
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    As I recall from my days lurking around the church, they were actively recruited to be temple guards in the coming end of the world. Big burly ones.

    Couldn't find a cite, but this turned up
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    I was on the coast this weekend in a tsunami zone, and the tide was inches higher. I barely escaped with dry shoes.
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    Fatalities appear to be low.
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