Tourist torture manuel

I was hoping for a Tourist Torture Manual

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"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them"

Hawaii would be my last choice...why spend bucketloads of cash to travel to the equivalent of Iowa with palm trees?

It depends on what you want to do.

Tourists should be tortured until they learn from their mistakes.

As in, do not wear flip flops.

Judging from the title, I figured this would be another "anti-illegal alien" thread.

Speaking that aloud on the islands would have you hanged, thats all they wear unless a situation specifically calls for something more formal...except out here they call them slippers.

Yep. Someone needs to do a "Tourists Torture Manuel" thread.

Poor Manuel....Was he an illegal?

I wasn't aware that there was good surfing in Iowa.

Depends on the snowfall.

I have nothing against strapped sandals, crocs, or anything short of actual flip flops.

But flip flops themselves... I hold much hate for.

I fondly remember the days when people thought that flip-flops were beachware, not shoes. It boggles the mind to see people walk city streets in them. Strapped sandals are much more utilitarian and comfortable on pavement, better looking, and can be gotten plenty cheap. Flip-flops just seem the ultimate in shoe laziness and penultimate in self-loathing next to high heels.

There are, but they're very boring.