Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Chup would be so proud

That reminds me of all the black dye and pomade Reagan put on his hair, and blush he put on his cheeks.
Satirists and cartoonists razzed him for it exactly as much as they razz Trump for being orange now.
That shit got erased from mainstream history; Reagan is stunningly sanitized now into this fairy tale of "the guy who brought down the Berlin wall".
Makes me wonder how Trump will be viewed in 40 years...
Anyway! After he was out of office, Reagan fell off is horse, and cracked his head, and he had to have emergency brain fluid draining surgery.
Naturally, they shaved his head for that. His hair grew back Santa white.
His handlers blatantly lied, and said his hair was really black up until then, and his first white hair happened to magically grow in then.
Then a year later, his hair was black again.
The press was schtum, like it was FDR's wheelchair and leg braces.
No, this was cartoon vanity we all saw through. This was the emperor's new clothes.
I really hope Trump doesn't get that pity treatment.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1580371759240548353?s=20&t=7E-yZP6PXdHkmSr_izcL1w

Sure, let's just keep cutting funding for the public school system.

This reminds me. When my grandmother died we had to go through her wallet. My grandmother was not a christian. However, she had these strange gift card like things. They looked like gift cards with a strip on the back, but they were for spiritual wealth. She loved her real gift cards, and I guess someone had given her these cards and told her they were valuable. They really did look like gift cards, but they weren't. Oh, and then there was the time she showed us all the special christmas card she got from the guy at the ford dealership that sold her the card. Of course, it was a something the dealership sent out to everyone that looked hand written. She was so happy he was thinking of her and she was that important to him.

Old people get fooled by these things.

Gotta love this.

Trump is raising money for Republican Senate candidates to try to help them regain the majority.

What a guy!

Except that for every $100 you donate to one of his fundraising appeals, the Senate candidate he's ostensibly raising money for gets $1, and Trump gets $99.

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-raising-funds-for-republicans-keeping-99-percent-that-s-our-trump

Get in bed with a career grifter, and guess what happens?

Does Trump want the Three-Toed Tissue Trotter?

Oh, your god, they're dumber than you can imagine.

JFK will only be 107 when he reappears for the 2024 election, don't be ageist!

In the meanwhile, an actual scion of the Kennedy clan, RFK's grandson, says he was fighting in Ukraine against the Qnuts beloved Putin invasion.
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/a41723360/conor-kennedy-fighting-ukraine/

The 76-year-old toddler is blowing up Republican congresscritters' voicemails demanding to know HOW MANY TIMES they will impeach Joe Biden if they get control of the House.

Presumably the correct answer is "at least three, sir!"

https://www.rollingstone.com/politi...chment-trump-republicans-midterms-1234625755/

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-biden-impeachment

Three impeachments is likely to happen. The Democrats impeached Trump twice so because of that, the Republicans will impeach Biden at least two times. I'm sure Biden has probably committed at least two misdemeanors. I'm not saying it's right, but it's going to happen.

Note that Haberman’s mom worked for Trump and Haberman has basically simped for Trump since he announced in 2015.

Somebody’s got to stay behind and destroy evidence…

This is the same guy who looked at the solar eclipse with his bare eyes.

Rupert’s done with the Don, it seems.

Keep on hoping. It is 9 here less than 20 miles from orange toddler's resort and the sun is almost out. This was the weakest fucking shit ever.

Nothing was going to happen here. Maybe in vero there was some trouble. I am pretty sure scum-a-lago is far enough above water you would need a direct hit from a real hurricane to flood it. He was never in any danger. My plastic lawn furniture did not even blow over. My halloween decorations did not even come loose. The fucking paper bag that was in the parking lot outside is still there.

Weather men are bigger liars than the polling people.

https://twitter.com/curtishouck/status/1590842213004869632?s=46&t=FOd3OvLZrp81SUTNFpXyjg

We know the Foxsuckers will believe it, but does he?

He sent in the FBI?
The FBI that he hates now?

Given that we now know some in the SS were involved in the coup attempt, is this a confession that Trump rigged the election with the help of those in the DOJ and FBI?

https://twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/1590852138552332288?s=46&t=XDi6JDhcZ0d9n38AilcHWQ

Mo Brooks is no longer on the Trump Christmas card list.

Gotta say, I have a lot more respect for the Liz Cheneys, Peter Meijers and Jaime Herrera Beutlers -- the people who stood up to Trump when they still had something to lose, and paid the price -- than for the people who kept tonguing his asshole as long as they saw profit in it and only discovered a "backbone" after they lost.

Yep, Brooks turning on him at this point says more about him than it does about Trump. Still amusing, though.