Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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    Coloratura Ginger, No!

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    The thing is, regardless of whether or not it has been proven, it no longer matters as Trump can absolve himself, and there's no one in congress willing to stop him from doing so at this point.
    34 felony convictions and he still regains the highest office in the country.
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    Coloratura Ginger, No!

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    The media needs to get its collective head out of its ass and start humiliating this asshole at every opportunity. Hit him in his pride, that's where he lives.
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    That sounds great, but if we are going to continue with this democracy thing we really need to cull the herd in the 10's of millions. That is if we want to improve society and not have the biggest dick elected most of the time.

    For the righties I am sure we can find a few lefties to join you in the quickpass to meet god line. DFon't think of it as death, but rather expedited rapture. You don't want to sit down here with the rest of us sinners and heathens who like brown and gay people, who respect women, and who think gay and trans are ok. Don't wait for god to get around to it, rapture yourself today. You get a free dinner with Trump and Jesus when you get to heaven if you are one of the first 100 people to sign up.
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    They all seem scared to get the Stephen Fry in "V For Vendetta" treatment, and started obeying in advance during the Biden term.
    Even John Stewart became worthless with his "both sides tho!" horseshit.
    He wasn't both-sides-ing during Bush.
    And Bush was electrocuting balls.
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    This is revisionist history. Jon Stewart most definitely attacked democrats during his Bush years.
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    Coloratura Ginger, No!

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    Yep. I like Stewart, but his attacks on Dems was always far more gentle by comparison. Don't get me wrong, the GOP does some heinous shit, but when the Dems do it, they need just as much scrutiny.
    Right now, though, a genuinely pro-fascist government is about to take over, and our so called Fifth Estate is going to run cover for them and get us all even more fucked.
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    I might be a little shaky on the Bush years. I forget when I started really watching the Daily show. I will say that I was not a john stewart fan when he took over the daily show. I liked the guy before him and Stewart's stand up routine did not excite me. So I do not know exactly when I started watching it all the time and loving it.

    During the Obama years Stewart went after him pretty hard. There just was not as much to go after him on because he wasn't a fucking moron like little Bush. There was a good deal of government corruption with PACs and both sides were horribly corrupt with the dark money and deregulation. He ripped that whole system apart with Colbert and John Oliver. I am sure a lot of the fuck them all people remember the fact that the dem party is horribly corrupt. That, I think, drives some nihilistic support for orange dumbass. It is just that Obama was so much more capable than Trump and Bush.

    I think we took things differently when Stewart would refer to Obama as the bomber in chief and told us how record numbers of deaths came from him because the left is also very kill all the muslims until you get to the progressives. He does the same cutesy references to Trump's killings, but Trump is so much worse that the comedy does not diffuse the genocide as much. Trump has four more years to catch up to Obama, but Obama the Islamic murderer record breaker, and Stewart pointed that out a lot. One of the reasons I dismiss a lot of the newer palestinian protesting is because all those people looked away when Obama was going apeshit and allowing Isreal to use chemical weapons on the west bank and Gaza. Where the fuck were all these people back when he was president?
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    An isolationist America is never coming back; an isolationist any-country is never coming back; and even if you wrapped a forcefield around the country right now, the "contamination" is already there.
    Ban all the fucking taco trucks you want, the toothpaste is out of the fucking tube.
    "Purity" is gone.
    You can't "contaminate" a thing that was never "pure".
    We saw this idiocy when Afghantistan banned chess as "western" when they fucking invented it.
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    Exactly right. We've all borrowed heavily from one another, there is no "pure" anything, only what we can create together and make better over time.
    In the meantime, though, Trump and his isolationism, his nationalism, will send us into a downward spiral even faster than we've already been traveling. I don't like accelerationism, but it looks like the accelerationists might get what they want, which is bad for most of us, including accelerationists with less than a net worth of a billion dollars.
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    Cannot wait to see the autoworkers laid off again as trump trashes their industry. Where do they all live again? Wasn't it swing states?

    Hope they weren't hoping for retirement or social security either.

    Do not get mad at me for enjoying the find out part. I am the one who loves watching idiots try to cut down trees by their houses, or some dude trying to jump into a pool from the roof of his house. Fail army is comedy gold to me. Don't threaten me with a good time watching the poor trump voter get ground up into burger to feed him.
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    Did you people talk about Fauci and the beagles? I forget..
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    do you people, as in shoe on head fans, get tired of needing help with your velcro shoes?

    I thought fucking @Jenee in a brokedick jeep was the funnies thing you did, but this shoe on head thing is hopefully going to last longer because @Bailey was getting really sick of the other joke.
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    kristi noem is overjoyed and jelly as fuck pie.
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    To get sick of a joke requires there to have been a joke in the first place. :async:
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    be careful or people might start accusing you of being some sort of arbitrator of humor or something like that.

    I think I am supposed to say something about how you are oppressing me and you are a complete hypocrite or something like that? I could probably make a single small post to every forum to truly show you my awesome power, but that is a lot of work and shit. Maybe I could find some stupid kid to do it for me? They have all that energy.
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    WTF is that on the left side of the plate?
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    I can't tell if that "meat" is a cheap overcooked pork chop, or a frozen breaded fish cutlet.
    :chris:
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    Such tacky dinnerware. Exactly what you’d expect to see at Biff’s golf motel. :lol:
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    Turkey breast fillet? It should be, but I feel bad feeding my dog with that shite. He got chicken today, because he's a good boy.

    If you're a human eating that, you fucking DESERVE to be seen at Mar-a-Lago, proudly exposing your Swastika tattoo.
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