Unfortunate Packaging...

So the woman I share an office with has the day off, and I needed a file from her desk. While over there, I noticed a vial of IDS' "New Whey Liquid Protein" supplement (pictured below).

Three things to keep in mind looking at the photo:
1) Because of the rounded bottom of the "vial", it is sitting on the desk upside-down, on its cap.
2) For an idea of scale, the container is 7-8" tall.
3) For reasons not entirely clear, the packaging takes the opportunity to point out that it is a "virtually unbreakable container".

So ladies, if you like your protein supplements in liquid form, remember Liquid Protein!

That's what my hero Alton Brown would call a "multi-tasker"!

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Hay Mrs.Albert. I got a picture and video mail with your name on it.................................wanna play???

Is this a trick question?










YES!!!!!!!!!

well...... iam going to bed now..... See ya soon

Uh...

kaboing?

Nope, it's "boom chicka wow wow" with a little Texas swing.

-J.

Oh. My. God.

I'm BRILLIANT!

Sell lube in a phallus-shaped package.





(Actually that isn't a bad idea. But I don't think I'll go through with it. I don't know if I could pull it off. And I'd hate to think about explaining the venture to my mother. )

See, and people laughed at me when I suggested making lifelike, penis-shaped, vibrating tampons